Goddess of love, quite possibly the mightiest of them all

How long do you think until this drawing is banned?

if you can’t tell I love these AUs

Seungcheol (S.Coups) - Son of Ares - God of War

• a strong and courageous leader
  
• cares about the boys that fall under his leadership (not just the other members, but also others they trained with like Samuel)
  
• very muscular (just look at his thighs)
  

Jeonghan - Son of Aphrodite - Goddess of Love and Beauty

• the prettiest boy to ever exist
  
• seriously is there any haircut or outfit that doesn’t look amazing on this boy?
  
• has every other member whipped for him - Seungcheol, Joshua, and Dino especially - not to mention the fans
  

Joshua - Son of Athena - Goddess of Wisdom, Courage, and Inspiration

• can speak five different languages (english, korean, japanese, chinese, and spanish)
  
• moved across an ocean without his family to pursue a career as an idol
  

Jun - Son of Nike - Goddess of Victory

• Jun just seems like he’d be naturally good at whatever he tries (not that he doesn’t/won’t put in effort)
  
• could have continued his acting career and would probably have been very successful, chose to move to a new country to pursue singing instead
  

Soonyoung (Hoshi) - Son of Hephaestus - God of Blacksmiths and Fire

• does creating choreography count as working with his hands?
  
• Hoshi is real fit, I can see him fitting in with mechanics and the like
  

Wonwoo - Son of Persephone - Goddess of Springtime and Queen of the Underworld

• a sweet, happy boy
  
• makes my heart melt when he smiles
  
• can look quite intimidating though
  
• everyone’s favorite emo boy
  

Jihoon (Woozi) - Son of Hermes - God of Messengers, Thieves, Travelers, and Merchants

• can do everything - singing, dancing, rapping, writing lyrics, composing, playing instruments, you name it
  
• looks super adorable but is actually quite sly and sneaky
  
• not afraid to take a bitch down
  

Seokmin (DK) - Son of Apollo - God of the Sun, Archery, Music, and Healing

• likes to spend his time making sure the other members are happy
  
• so full of energy
  
• his smile is infectious
  
• have you ever heard this boy’s voice like damn
  
• those high notes though
  

Mingyu - Son of Poseidon - God of the Sea

• the very definition of long, tan, and handsome
  
• does anyone else remember those meme pictures of him in the pool with the flowery swim cap?
  
• other than that it just seems like the right fit
  

Minghao (The8) - Son of Hebe - Goddess of Youth

• even with his recent glow up he still has a bit of a baby face
  
• tbh I don’t think he’ll ever look anything other than younger than he really is
  
• his precious giggle and smile make everyone around him so happy
  

Seungkwan - Son of Iris - Goddess of Rainbows

• let’s face it, if any member was the son of the rainbow goddess, it would be Seungkwan
  
• boy is sassy and not afraid to stand his ground
  
• does his amazing vocal ability count as good communication skills?
  

Vernon - Son of Dionysus - God of Wine, Parties, Madness, and Theatre

• I’m just picturing that shot from the Adore U music video with Vernon and Dino sitting in the plants
  
• something about Vernon makes me think he could throw some killer parties
  

Chan (Dino) - Son of Demeter - Goddess of the Harvest, Agriculture, Seasons, and Fertility

• again, that one shot of him and Vernon in the music video for Adore U
  
• could potentially control plants with his amazing rap skills
  
• is a sweet little flower himself, so it would make sense that his godly parent would be associated with them
  

I really should start posting things when I right them because otherwise I end up with 10 finished things in my drafts and no new content

Jisoo -  Daughter of Aphrodite - Goddess of Love and Beauty

• stunning visuals
  
• can somehow be cute, sassy, and sexy all at once
  
• I know I already said visuals but she is literally so beautiful
  

Jennie -  Daughter of Hebe - Goddess of Youth

• cute chubby cheeks
  
• members love babying her even though she isn’t the youngest in the group
  
• (arguably) the most popular member
  

Rosé -  Daughter of Persephone - Goddess of Springtime and Queen of the Underworld

• very sweet and happy
  
• can also have a dark side
  
• draws attention just by being in the room
  

Lisa -  Daughter of Hecate - Goddess of Crossroads, Magic, and Manipulation

• radiates strength and power
  
• looks cute but also like she can kick ass
  
• her voice is so enchanting whether she’s singing, rapping, or even just talking

I have ideas for like a dozen actual fics but it’s gonna take me a while to actually get any done so I’ll try and post more of this stuff so there will always be new things on here

Witch of The Week

@justawitchygirl

What is ‘Witch of The Week’?

Every week, I randomly choose one amazing, underrated witchblr to feature! I want to make sure that more people discover these great blogs, and also to Wake Witchblr, because there are a LOT of interesting blogs to follow; you just haven’t found it yet ‍♀️

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JustAWitchyGirl is a devotee of Aphrodite and she posts a lot of sweet appreciation posts of her

Her blog gives you a daily dose of wholesome relatable Aphrodite appreciation along with plenty of posts directed at baby/beginner witchies.

She also runs the discord server 'Just a Witchy Coven’, which I absolutely LOVE. It has a strict anti-bigotry policy and everyone there is just so welcoming.

Currently, she is looking for a mentor. I’m not sure if she is still looking atm, but if you feel you would be interested in this, definitely contact her, and join her discord too, while youre at it!

@justawitchygirl

Aphrodite: Hey where’s Artemis?

Athena: What do you mean?

Aphrodite: I mean where is she, i haven’t seen her in a while

Ares: Yeah, it’s been like a few months

Dionysus: Wow even Ares noticed she was gone

Ares: *nodding gravely* i know

Apollo: Wait, my sister is gone?!

Athena: She’s not gone, she’s just probably out hunting

Apollo: NOO SHES GONE

Apollo: I DON’T WANNA BE AN ONLY CHILD

Athena: *exasperated* You’re not an only child

Hermes: You’ll never be an only child when Zeus is our father

Zeus: Hey! I heard that!

pointless arguing continues

somewhere in the middle of the woods

Artemis: *laying on a hammock completely unbothered*

One of the Hunters of Artemis: My lady, aren’t you worried what the gods will think when they notice you’ve been here for six months?

Artemis: *opens one eye to stare at the hunter* *closes eye and smirks* nope

Apollo: Aphrodite I’m in love!

Aphrodite: With who?!

Apollo:✨Myself✨

Aphrodite: *hugging Apollo from behind* I love you so much

Aphrodite: But if you take my lipstick again I will kill you

Diamoric

[,daɪə'mɔɹɪk] (dye-uh-MOR-ick): From the Greek prefix “dia-”, meaning “passing through”, “going apart”, and “thoroughly/completely” and the Latin “amor” for love.

Diamoric is an intentionally flexible, loose term that describes a personal identity or a relationship (sexual, romantic, platonic etc.) that is neither “straight” nor “gay” due to the presence of one or more non-binary people. 

An Identity:

A diamoric person is a person who prioritizes NB people and NB partnerships in their life. Note: Only a non-binary person can claim diamoric as an identity. 

A Descriptor:

A diamoric relationship or attraction is one that involves at least one non-binary person. Note: Any relationship that includes a non-binary person is diamoric - even if one of the partners is binary.

A more detailed explanation can be found [Here].

Term coined by: Unknown

[Image:3 stripes from top to bottom: mint, white, mint. In the center is a burgundy 5-petaled flower. The petals look like hearts. In the center is a very thin outline of a yellow 8 pointed star and on the end of each tip is circle].

Full size [Here]

For-fun version with Mod Hermy’s cat Myrtle (which is the name of the flower on the original) on it instead [Here]

Designed by: Auri

Color meanings: 

Green:Non-binary

White:Following the pattern of the Sapphic and Achillean flags.

Myrtle: The flower sacred to Aphrodit(e/us) and Adonis, whose relationship may be said to be diamoric.

Full pride gallery HERE! FAQ and “dictionary” of genders, orientations, and other related terms HERE. Send any questions to Ask-Pride-Color-Schemes!

Yandere Aphrodite x Reader

• She’s stunning, draped in the finest robes, accentuating every curve. Hair a curly mess that demands you to play with, ever so kissable lips, and eyes that burn into you. She truly is beautiful… and ripped?
• It’s little known of the Goddess’s origins, but what is known she first met her brothers and sisters when her cult took shore in Greece. Too bad that, at the time, she was a godess of beauty, love, motherhood, and… war.
• After all, love is war, and what’s war without captives?
• She’s kind and sweet. Allowing you to get away with murder, so to speak. But as time continues, her patience wares thin. No longer allowing her beloved to struggle, the wrath of Aphrodite is used frequently.
• “Come here, Love.” She waits barely a minute before lashing out. “I said come you petulant child. I have half the mind to send you hurtling down this forsaken mountain.” When you rush into her arms it takes but a moment for her to revert back to cooing and petting your hair.
• When she must act in any official capacity, she always has you squarely in her lap. She doesn’t care that your arms covered in burns and bruises, or how you shake like a leaf, she lives to sho you off.
• While she’s busy, she usually has her estranged husband take care of you. Hephaestus seems to not mind your presence, or how the goddess dotes on you. He just likes to see his wife happy.
• You’ll beg him to free you, and he’ll just continue to work in his forge as he hammers another lightning bolt. His smile is ever present and he seems to be so smitten with Aphrodite, that he’ll watch his wife’s pet.
• Just, don’t insult her. He wont kill you, but you’d be wishing for death by the time he is done with you.
• Pulling finger nails, pulling and replacing teeth, sticking various body parts into the burning forge all common punishments.
• Aphrodite only tuts when she sees the state of you. “Been a bad girl for Hephy, now?” She smiles, picking you up and waving goodbye to her husband. All while whispering “He might of gotten his revenge, but I can’t have you shitting on my image. You reflect me, and I will not allow some mortal scum ruin me, no matter how adorable. Expect this to continue when we get home”

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New:

1. Astrocartography Reading - 25$ 30$.

The Astrocartography reading offers you to find out how different parts of the world would personally affect you - where you may find love, where you may receive opportunities, the places to avoid and the places you may learn a lot from - and others. It can be used for relocating, travels and to learn your overall connection to different parts of the world.

Natal Chart Readings:

1.Natal Chart Reading – 15$ 20$ Classic natal chart reading. An inside look of someone’s personality, traits and characteristics and where they show up. Includes description of each house, planet and house it’s in, aspects between the planets.

2. Natal Chart Reading with asteroids – 20$ 25$ Natal chart with asteroids chosen by you. Includes description of each house, the planets and asteroids (Lilith, Eros, Chiron, Ceres, Vesta) and the houses they are in, the aspects between them. For all readings with asteroids the client can add up to 5 more for free.

3. Natal Chart Reading with House Rulers and asteroids – 25$ 30$ Chosen asteroids and analysis of each House, the ruler of each ruling sign and where it is in the chart. Includes description of each house, it’s ruler and the house it is in, the planets and asteroids (Lilith, Eros, Chiron, Ceres, Vesta) and the houses they are in, the aspects between them.

Other Readings I offer:

1. Synastry Reading – 30$. Romantic or platonic compability between two people. Analysis on aspects and overlays in the synastry chart.

2. Synastry with asteroids – 35$. Includes asteroids Juno, Lilith, Chiron, Ceres, Eros, Amor, Psyche. You can add up to five more by your choice for free.

3. Composite Chart Reading –25$. Analysis of the midpoints of two people’s chart, an inside look of the relationship dynamics and characteristics.

4. Ideal Partner/Love Reading - 25$. Focuses on the client’s romantic life, qualities of their ideal partner, likely dynamics or habits in their romantic relationships. Includes asteroids: Juno, Ceres, Innanen, Lilith, Groom, Bride, Lust, Bella, Aphrodite, Vesta.

5. Transit Reading/Forecast.(1 year) – 50$. Predictive astrology. Analysis on current and future overlays and aspects. Includes the aspects the transiting planets are making to the natal planets, transit planet overlays in the natal chart for the time period wanted.

6. Transit Reading//Forecast (3 months) – 40$

7. Transit Reading//Forecast (3 months) – 30$

8. Transit Reading/Forecast (1 month) – 20$

9. Solar Return Chart- 20$. Analysis of the Solar Return chart - themes of the year between the client’s birthdays, can show areas of life they might be more focused on throughout the year.

10. Career and Investments Reading  - 25$. Focuses on houses and aspects that have to do with finances, income and work.

11. Consultation by chat - 50$/hour. Booked at least 5 days or a week in advance.

For any orders or questions, you can message me here on Tumblr or by email at [email protected]

I use PayPal or bank transfer as a payment method. The readings are sent through email as PDF files within two weeks (I message in case there is a delay due to many orders).

Lady Aphrodite, I hope I don’t banned here ❤❤