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So, this scene always amuses me. Let me tell you things!

Barbossa eating slices of apples with a danty fork and his pinky all extended. His general attitude and body language. Iggy Azalea probably following behind in a row boat scaring away mermaids lest their heads explode (might explain why the they didn’t bother the ship until it was anchored).

I like that they made a point for us to see Barbossa fill his teacup with alcohol. We view this as humor or even shocking, “I don’t think he’s allowed to do that, how unprofessional”. However, beer/grog (heavily diluted) was standard for sailors, helped prevent scurvy and was easier to keep than fruit.

Fun fact aside, look how desperate he pours that shit, like “oh God,” as he sees Gillette making his way on over. Barbossa already knows the whole crew just standing there, waiting. “Quickly. Shove this apple in my mouth, before I gotta acknowledge this shit”.

“Aye. Mermaids. (Ya dumb fucks).”

He has a separate cup of precious fresh clean water. So extra.

Mostly though, Gillette. Poor Gillette. Survived Barbossa in Curse of the Black Pearl, only to serve him in Stranger Tides. His distaste. His irritation. Forced formalities and etiquette. Look at his face. He is so done.

“Sir.”

Thanking@mayflower-gal​ for the tag! Here’s 10 of my favourite characters, in no particular order.

10. Queen Elyon Portrait/Brown/Escanor of Meridian from W.I.T.C.H.

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9. Scrooge McDuck from Ducktales/Carl Barks & Don Rosa Comics

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8. Esmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame

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7. Chibiusa Tsukino/Sailor Chibi Moon from Sailor Moon

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6. Captain Hector Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean

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5. Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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4. Dr Alan Grant from Jurassic Park/Jurassic World

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3. Tony Stark/Iron Man from the MCU

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2. Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars

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1. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader from Star Wars

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lordchickooon:

Y’all know the one scene in At World’s End where Tia Dalma threatens Barbossa by withering his hand away and delivering a vague threat right?? Bc I’ve always interpreted that as her threatening to re-curse him because that feels like something she’d be able to do, but what I’ve heard from everyone else discussing it is that the intention was that she was just threatening to kill him. Which, yeah, is a fine threat, but I feel like the notion of him being cursed again (only this time without a way to really break it unless he were to somehow beg her long enough to earn himself pity points or something) would be arguably worse? Maybe I’m alone in this but I’ve always imagined that the curse would’ve left him with a considerable amount of psychological damage and the idea of having it return hanging over his head feels worse than a “do what I want or I’ll kill you” because after years of pirating that sort of threat has gotta feel kinda hollow, especially to someone like Barbossa who’s probably killed a whole lotta adversaries over the course of his life. I dunno maybe I’m the weird one but I like to think that Calypso would have the power to curse a mortal person, especially considering that the Aztec gold was cursed by “heathen gods” and Calypso is later referred to as a “heathen god” by Davy Jones. Just food for thought I guess

look potc5 is objectively a very bad movie however there are very few lines of prose in this world that make me go as buckwild fucking feral as “who am i to you? / treasure” followed closely by “i’m a captain / i know which stars to follow home”

lordchickooon:

currently thinking abt how Geoffrey Rush said that he interpreted Barbossa as seeing himself as the hero of his own story and how he ultimately thought that he’d prevail and break the curse and get his happy ending. he’s such an interesting and tragic character, my god

tatooine92:

In no particular order.

1. All sass, all the time.

2. Gives no shits.

3. Fabulous teal head scarf.

4. “Waste not.”

5. Eye rolls:

6. Pretty spectacular fashion sense, if a little scruffy.

7. “He’s much like meself, absent me merciful nature and sense of fair play.”

8. Openly shows affection to his pet monkey.

9. Not As Much Of As An Asshole As You Could Have Been™

10. Literally the entire dinner scene in Curse of the Black Pearl. The dramatic flair, the low, mysterious tone of voice, and the Big Reveal. Quality.

11. Basically the Scrooge McDuck of the pirate world.

12. Definitely loves the Black Pearl as much as Jack does.

13. “What am I to you?” “Treasure.”

14. This:

15. *angrily chucks apple*

16. “CALYPSOOO!!! I RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR HUMAN BONDS!!!”

17. “Not you. We named the monkey Jack.”

18. Nothing but confidence and swagger all day long.

19. Amazing hat. +2 to CHA.

20. Surprisingly chill about allying with the people who killed him.

21. King of the dramatic entrances.

22. Delightfully horrible insults.

23. Adrenaline junkie. Literally down for anything thrilling.

24. Steps into the path of the Interceptor’s falling mast and literally doesn’t care.

25. Unexpectedly lovable asshole.

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