#berdkris
Sudden Cursed BerdKris Thought
*Kris goes inside a chicken restaurant where Berdly works*
Berdly, in a bored tone: “Alright, what’ll it be Kris? The breast, thighs, or wings?”
Kris: *thinks about burying their head in Berdly’s floofy chest*
*thinks about Berdly wrapping his thighs around Kris*
*thinks about thinks about soft wing hugs from the birb*
Kris: “I want the whole thing.”
Berdly: “Damn dude, the family meal? Are you sure?”
Berdly: Valentine’s Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos—
Kris: I wrote you a poem.
Berdly, already crying: You did?
i think they would be so silly
kris is toric as hell
tfw kris only had berdly as an option because susie and noelle went together. berdly is having the time of his gay little life
u can barely tell but kris has a suit-dress combo >:)