#book life
I’ve been working on my bookshelves, getting them reorganized. 2 of them are done-ish, just 3 more to go
Amren’s Collection
Amren: How can I arrange to receive more blood rubies?
Varian: ……The blood rubies were a THREAT not a gift? You’d have to commit crimes against the Summer Court to get more.
Amren: That can be arranged.
Varian: …………I forgot I have to go…………
Varian: *frantically speedials Tarquin from a broom closet* MISTAKES WERE MADE.
Tamlin showing up to the High Lords’ Meeting:
Feyre & Morrigan after successfully gaslighting the Bat Boys™ into thinking wingspan size is important:
Night Court Shenanigans
Morrigan: Cassian, how often do you clean your knives?
Cassian: Whenever they get blood on them. So a few times a week I guess.
Morrigan: You stab someone several times a week?
Cassian: You don’t?
Building IKEA Furniture: Night Court Edition
Feyre: Has trouble understanding the instructions; convinces Rhysand to help.
Rhysand: Helps everyone else build their furniture and forgets to build his own.
Cassian: Loses a screw and spends the rest of the day offering favors to anyone who will give him one of theirs instead of going back to IKEA.
Azriel: Finishes building first.
Morrigan: Convinced she can build without the instructions (spoiler alert: she cannot).
Amren: Hires other people to build her furniture.
Nesta: Did not go on the IKEA trip.
Cassian: I will fight ANYONE who comments negatively about you Azriel.
Azriel: I don’t entirely like myself though.
Cassian: Square up then, let’s go.
Rhysand at the Court of Nightmares scaring everyone while also holding a party:
This is a self-call out too. I HAVE REGRETS.
Moments After Cassian Got Banned from the Summer Court:
Cassian: So you’re technically my employer… correct?
Rhysand: I don’t like where this is going.
Cassian: Say I were to… I don’t know…break something in another court on the job… Would you or I be liable for the damages?
Rhysand:CASSIAN. WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE SUMMER COURT?
Cassian: Let’s just say they have new remodeling opportunities.
Cassian: *gets stabbed*
Cassian: *pulls out the knife and looks at it* This is a nice knife, can I keep it?
Nesta: *deep sigh in the background*
Rhysand:Az, why are you lying on the floor?
Azriel:I have depression.
Rhysand: Is there anything I can——WAIT is that blood?!
Azriel:*looks at the blood puddle forming beneath him*Oh, and I was stabbed.
Feyre:*battling against Hybern soldiers*
Feyre: We are losing too many soldiers! How have you won battles in the past?
Rhysand:*in the midst of fighting* Cassian and I usually create a bigger problem that cancels out our original problem.
Feyre:Like what?
*Tsunami wave approaches in the distance*
Rhysand:Like that.
Nesta: Cassian! You are driving me insane! Shut up for a moment and let me think!
Cassian: *silently leans in and stares at her*
Nesta: That didn’t mean get closer *glares at him*
Cassian: *smirks* So…are we about to kiss or what?
Nesta: WHAT THE HELL CASSIAN?
Cassian: I’ve noticed what usually happens after you get angry *winks*
The Night Court on Twitter Part 3
Rhysand:
Feyre:
Cassian:
Nesta:
Morrigan:
Azriel:
Amren:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *excited wheezing*
Alis doing “chores” around the Spring Court to eavesdrop:
You can’t tell me this didn’t happen.
Rhysand’s Epiphany
Rhysand: *opens last birthday present*
Rhysand: Another black clothing item…… thanks. (Adds to pile of black clothes).
Morrigan: Do you not like it? We all heard you say you want to “revitalize your wardrobe” last week.
Rhysand: That didn’t mean I wanted all new black colored clothes!
Feyre:Rhys?
Rhysand: Yes, darling?
Feyre: Look at the shirt and pants you currently have on. Black is the only color you ever wear.
Rhysand pretending to be a villain while also secretly helping everyone:
1.The Alloy of Law, Brandon Sanderson : 3/5 A bit of a change from the mistborn trilogy but very enjoyable.
2.Shadows of Self, Brandon Sanderson : 3.5/5 Another solid installment, enjoyed this more and more as I got to know the characters.
3.The Bands of Mourning, Brandon Sanderson : 4/5 loved this, taking the characters out of Elendel really worked for me. Can’t wait for The Lost Metal.
4.Illuminae, Jay Kristoff and Amie Kaufman: 3/5 Really enjoyable, the format was a bit jarring to begin with but I quickly got used to this.
5.The Emperor’s Soul, Brandon Sanderson : 4/5 Loved this read just wasn’t long enough for me.
6.Gemina, Jay Kristoff and Amie Kaufman : 4/5 Fabulous, more engaging than the first installment. Brilliant narrative, nice little world-building tidbits, great characters.
7.Obsidio, Jay Kristoff and Amie Kaufman: 5/5 One of the best conclusions to a trilogy I have read in a while. I’m not often floored by a plot twist but these guys completely surprised me.
8.Sixth of Dusk, Brandon Sanderson : 2.5/5 it was okay, not Sanderson’s best short but I appreciated its place in the Cosmere.
9.Shadows for Silence in the Forest of Hell, Brandon Sanderson : 4/5 Exciting and intriguing short. Hope Sandi writes more in this world.
10.Prince of Fools, Mark Lawrence : 3/5 took some time to get into but enjoyable. A nice fantasy with dastardly characters.
11. The Rose and The Dagger, Renee Ahdieh : Did Not Finish. Didn’t like it so i put it down.
Best Read of April : Obsidio :)
“I’m a mood reader!”
what people think it means: i can only read books im in the mood for
what it actually means: what even is my mood