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leviathan-supersystem:

people will be like “we need to bring back the word poser” and then will be like “my chemical romance is a classic punk band”

are you sure you want to bring back the word poser. are you sure. are you really sure. are you sure you will benefit from that.

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Besides, if they’re choosing a movie to simply “piss off a SJW”, they choose the Kingsman movie? Seriously?


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Hi. If you see me spam liking your posts tonight, I’m not stalking you. I’m looking for a specific post and I know one of you fuckers reblogged it.


I just get sidetracked bc y’all have good taste.


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Decided to open Tumblr on the bus back home and now I’m all worked up and horny and have been scrolling for like 20 minutes, not just “checking notifications” like I intended and a notification just pulled me out of trance.

So if Braig/Xigbar was Luxu since Birth by Sleep… that means… HE LET, AND I DO MEAN LET, US KICK HIS ASS.

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Me: I thought this movie was alright. It wasn’t perfect and it had its flaws here and there, but overall, I enjoyed it.

People on the internet: This movie SUCKED. It was RIDDLEDwithCRINGE FAIL flaws and STUPID writing decisions and RUINED all the charactersandRUINEDthestoryandRUINEDthegood name of all the other movies that SUCK!!!!!!1!!

Me:

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ok important question. scroll one post back do you think i am blonde

Whyyy Do I Do This


Person: Are you ok? Like, I know you like to lose weight n stuff but your cheek bones are becoming really prominent again


Me: Yes~ I’m fine, it’s just the way the suns hitting at this angle, trust me, I’m fine.


Person: Ohhh alright


Also me, lower weight than ever:

Also… I HATE having a blurred out icon pic. Like what the FUCK, tumblr. I am a person. Why you gotta censor me like this :<  

word game

tagged by @lovebuck to post snippets based on the words I’m given

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hold:

“Christopher—” Buck grit his teeth, trying to collect himself enough to speak. “Chris, I need you to give me the biggest hug y-you’ve ever given me, okay? Just—just loop your arms around—around my waist—” Buck cried out again as another large piece of debris slammed against the barrier, and suddenly it was taking every bit of strength he possessed to remain standing as he held the barrier intact. “Hold on as—as tight as you can, okay?”

flinch:

The man smirked, but luckily made no move to inspect the scarring himself. Instead, he stepped closer to Buck and ran a finger through the bloodied abrasion on his bicep. Buck fought back a wince at the sting and tried not to flinch when he drew a bloody line on Buck’s cheek.

love:

“Yeah,” Judd nodded, gaze fixed on the glass he was drying. “That kid…he’s been hurt deep by people he considers family, and I want him to…I wanna give that family feeling back to him. The team has been great with him, he’s integrated really well, but—”

“People have lives outside of the firehouse, and you want him to have one, too,” Grace said. Judd’s heart thrummed with a deep, warm love; his wife was on exactly the same wavelength as him, and Judd knew Grace was already on board with his intent to help Buck.

cry:

Buck stood stunned for just a moment, but he quickly unfroze and knelt down to properly return the hug. Christopher promptly readjusted his grip around Buck’s neck and buried his face into Buck’s shoulder. “I missed you,” he mumbled, words muffled by Buck’s shirt, and Buck held on tighter, willing himself not to cry into Christopher’s hair.

Once again, picking specific people gives me anxiety, so if you see this, consider yourself tagged! Your words are understand,pain,close, and family.

theshiningbeacon:

I gotta kill the vibes for a second bc I wanted to say something I’ve also been a little guilty of. 

Taika Waititi is an incredible actor/director whom I adore, and I’m sure he had a hand in parts of OFMD as both one of the executive producers and in whatever bits of improv he brought to the role of Blackbeard, but I feel like his name recognition is overshadowing the actual creator, showrunner, and writer a bit. 

David Jenkins is the one who said ‘I’m gonna make these funky little pirates gay and in love’ and I think that’s really neat of him.

Yea

Even fucking articles write titles like Taika Waititi’s New show or something and im just here like pls give David some recognition pls

thecyrulik:

whumpy-writings:

Whump Awakening Tag Game

When did you first discover that your love of dark, whumpy stories was unusual?

I found that out when I was probably 8 or 9 and I was playing with blocks. My dad asked me what I was making. “A prison!” I said happily. He gave me a funny look and said “You know, most kids would build a house.”

Tagging (no pressure): @thecyrulik@blackrosesandwhump@pumpkin-spice-whump

I had a Huge TM (in my 6 yo eyes, of course) set of animal figures, most of them the most popular african ones, lions, elephants, giraffes etc. They had a peaceful settlement that was invaded by Dog Villains (another set of figures, all dogs the same size as lions and tigers from the first one - I was terribly afraid of dogs when I was six) who quickly decided to kill my entire settlement as an offering to the gods so that the crops would be good next year. One savannah animal, by fav blorbo, a lioness, offered herself, arguing a willing sacrifice would be worth more, and the rest of the captured animals could be turned into slaves, but stay alive (a lion sacrificing themselves? Narnia, you say? Maybe so…)

Yeah, in retrospect, that was a rather whumpy thing to imagine.

Also, I had a pretty old and morbid book on pre-colonialism South American civilisations and there was this one pic of a priest supposedly removing a still-beating heart out of the victim’s chest - I could stare at that picture for hours.

No-pressure tagging @hold-him-down@whumpsday@peachy-panic@ceph-the-writing-spookg-spookand@yet-another-heathen

ty for the tag and also @pumpkin-spice-whump

when i realized liking whump was unusual: idk if it was the first but it’s the first i remember, in fifth grade i casually doodled a man chained to a wall on a test that i had finished and my teacher called me over and was like… what is this? and i explained to her that he was chained to a wall, and she was like why? and i told her i wasn’t sure, i was just thinking about it. she fully was like okay cool cool and never mentioned it again, but i didn’t do any more of those doodles :)

when i realized liking whump wasn’t so unusual: i went from fifth grade through high school thinking it was pretty fuckin weird but just going with it. then i wrote this fanfic where i was like hey this is completely anonymous, im just going to go full man-pain in this bitch, and it immediately became WILDLY popular. i remember, even at that age, being like this is kind of a social experiment to see how many people really are into this shit. and i remember learning then that its… it’s gotta be damn near everyone. people are just in different phases of willing to admit it ;)

moral of the story is love what you love and even if a few people make ya think you’re weird for it, you’re probably not :) tagging whoever wants to share. 

Apparently if you watch objectification porn right before bed, you’ll have dreams of being in a rigorous and intense slave training program where your body exists only for the pleasure of others.

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