#cardan x jude
Folk(lore) of the Air - Cruel Prince/Exile combo because it fits so perfectly!!
Be angry at a nearer distance Jude Duarte
Jude: Handcuffs fucking hurt.
Vivi: Use silk rope next time.
Jude: I don’t think I can convince a police officer to use silk rope.
The jude and cardan 3D models i did a while back, fully rigged and never to be touched again
“Rude boys get punished.”
(yes I did get the book today. Yes I did finish the book today. Yes I have finals)
Aslog kinkshaming Cardan is honestly the highlight of my day
Me, looking at canon art of Cardan choking the living daylights out of Locke:
I might be an idiot but…. Couldn’t Cardan just say he didn’t kill Val Moren’s boyfriend? He can’t lie so it’d be pretty easy to clear up that misunderstanding, right?
Jude: Did you know that technically atoms never touch each other? Since we’re made out of atoms and since blades are made out of atoms, we’ve never actually touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question, Cardan. No, I did not kill that person.
Cardan: Murder is never the answer.
Jude: It’s the solution!
Cardan:No!
Jude: “Revenge”? That sounds dishonourable.
Cardan: Oh, good! So you’re not going t-
Jude: I prefer calling it “returning the favour”.
Cardan: We need to distract the guards.
Jude:Right.
Cardan: What are you going to do?
Jude: I’m going to kill them all, that ought to distract them.
jude: cardan can i ask for a favour
cardan: i would move heaven and earth for you, but continue
“Have I told you how hideous you look tonight”
“No, tell me”
“I cannot”
You’re in her DMs; I’m thinking of her. Often. Its disgusting, and I can’t stop. We are not the same.