Jude and Cardan went swimming in the Mortal World. Look how happy they are.

I don’t know who the artist is.

I’ve never felt closer to Cardan than I have writing my crushes name over and over in my manifestation journal

Oh Jude, you have no idea.

“Kill him before he makes you love him” will forever be my favorite quote from twk.

Jude and Cardan at 18/19: plotting, scheming, ruling over Elfhame.

Me at 18: Trying and failing to get out of bed.

jude hiding from cardan and balekin at their house:

vivi:dan

cardan:what

vivi: *dying of laughter*

cardan: what is that

vivi: YOUR NAME HAHAHAHAHA

cardan: no my name is cardan and not red -looking-box-blue-thing-with-black-circles-dan.

jude: *changing all cardan’s social account names to dan*

so what if jude and cardan expecting a child in the end of the stolen heir duology

cardan “im not a murderer” greenbriar

jude dies and cardan goes on to become what he started as - a villain. He goes on a killing rampage. There’s nothing stopping him now as how he stopped jude from killing

some grocery store guy: excuse me ma’am?

jude:yeah?

some grocery store guy: you’re little brother is causing havoc at the section 4 where we keep the wine

jude: my little bro-? OH SHIT THATS MY HUSBAND *dashes off*

jurdanhell:

cardan: how are you feeling?

jude: i have a headache. it comes and goes

taryn, walking past:

jude: there it goes

jurdanhell:

jude: cardan can i ask for a favour

cardan: i would move heaven and earth for you, but continue

moonfireandroses:

so u’re telling me Jude found a paper on which Cardan write her name like a hundred times and decided “oh, it must be because he hates me.”????

Jude: I wonder if Cardans happy in elfhame now not that i care or anything. human world is great….. absolutly great- i hate Cardan

Cardan: *Literally having multiple breakdowns a day thinking abiut Jude*-In my most wretched hours i believe you will never come back

Cardan: Murder is never the answer

Jude: It’s the question

Jude: And the answer is yes

Cardan:nO

Don’t ask me why I stopped posting here, Jurdan for you btw