#cat demon
Magic: the Gathering - New Capenna ‘Cabaretti’
One of the five crime families of New Capenna, the Cabaretti are party monsters. The Cabaretti are a fun-loving cult of druids who throw the hottest parties in town. They are the glitterati of the city and everyone wants to be invited to their feasts and dance halls. They use ancient magic to sway the opinion of the masses and keep the halo flowing. The party never ends if you keep paying, but the moment you stop, you might find it hard to leave.
Person A: “Uh…. Your cat is on fire.”
Person B: “Yeah, it does that.”
Person A: “Like…. Regularly?”
Person B: “Well, mostly on Fridays, but today’s the day that my dad’s coming to visit, so they’re a little excited.”
