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Disney Lyrics: Villain Edition (pt.2) | Sentence Prompts

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

Hellfire

  • “You know I am a righteous man.”
  • “Of my virtue I am justly proud.”
  • “You know I’m so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd.”
  • “Then tell me, (name), why I see her dancing there.”
  • “I feel her, I see her, the sun caught in her raven hair.”
  • “This burning desire is turning me to sin.”
  • “It’s not my fault, I’m not to blame.”
  • “It’s not my fault if in God’s plan, he made the devil so much stronger than a man.”
  • “Don’t let the siren cast her spell.”
  • “Don’t let her fire sear my flesh and bone.”
  • “Be mine or you will burn.”
  • “God have mercy on me.”

Oogie Boogie’s Song

  • “Well, well, well, what have we here?”
  • “Ooh, I’m really scared!”
  • “So you’re the one everybody’s talkin’ about.”
  • “You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’, I can’t believe my eyes.”
  • “You’re jokin’ me, you gotta be.”
  • “This can’t be the right guy.”
  • “I might just split a seam now if I don’t die laughing first.”
  • “There’s trouble close at hand.”
  • “And if you aren’t shakin’, there’s something very wrong.”
  • “Release me now or you must face the dire consequences.”
  • “Would someone shut this fella up.”
  • “It’s funny, I’m laughing, you really are too much.”
  • “I’m gonna do the best I can.”
  • “It’s much more fun, I must confess, when lives are on the line.”
  • “You aren’t comprehending the position that you’re in.”
  • “It’s hopeless, you’re finished, you haven’t got a prayer!”

My Lullaby

  • “Sleep, my little (name), let your dreams take wing.”
  • “One day when you’re big and strong, you will be a king.”
  • “I’ve been exiled, persecuted. Left alone with no defense.”
  • “When I think of what that brute did, I get a little tense.”
  • “But I dream a dream so pretty that I don’t feel so depressed.”
  • “Now the past I’ve tried forgetting.”
  • “Trouble is, I knows it’s petty, but I hate to let them live.”
  • “So you found yourself somebody who’d chase (name) up a tree.”
  • “Oh, the battle may be bloody, but that kind of works for me.”
  • “A symphony of death, oh my. That’s my lullaby.”
  • “The joy of vengeance.”
  • “Payback time is nearing and then our flag will fly against a blood-red sky.”

Disney Lyrics: Villain Edition (pt.1) | Sentence Prompts

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

Be Prepared

  • “Maybe they’ve a glimmer of potential, if allied to my vision and brain.”
  • “My words are a matter of pride.”
  • “It’s clear from your vacant expressions the lights are not all on upstairs.”
  • “So prepare for a chance of a lifetime.”
  • “Be prepared for sensational news.”
  • “A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer.”
  • “I know it sounds sordid but you’ll be rewarded when at last I am given my dues.”
  • “Of course, quid pro quo, you’re expected to take certain duties on board.”
  • “The point that I must emphasize is you won’t get a sniff without me!”
  • “Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared.”

Poor Unfortunate Souls

  • “My dear, sweet child, that’s what I do. It’s what I live for.”
  • “I admit that in the past I’ve been a nasty.”
  • “They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch.”
  • “But you’ll find that nowadays I’ve mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch.”
  • “It’s a talent that I always have possessed.”
  • “They come flocking to my cauldron crying, “Spells, (name), please!” and I help them. Yes I do.”
  • “But on the whole I’ve been a saint to those poor unfortunate souls.”
  • “Go ahead. Make your choice!”
  • “I’m a very busy woman and I haven’t got all day.”

Friends on the Other Side

  • “Don’t you disrespect me little man. Don’t you derogate or deride!”
  • “You’re in my world now, not your world.”
  • “And I got friends on the other side.”
  • “I can read your future, I can change it around some too.”
  • “You do have have a soul, don’t you, (name)?”
  • “I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I didn’t even try.”
  • “The cards, the cards, just take three. Take a little trip into your future with me.”
  • “But in your future the you I see is exactly the man you always wanted to be.”
  • “I hope you’re satisfied, but if you ain’t, don’t blame me.”
  • “You can blame my friends on the other side.”
  • “You got what you wanted. What you want is what you get.”

Mother Knows Best

  • “Look at you, as fragile as a flower.”
  • “That’s right, to keep you safe and sound, dear.”
  • “I guess I always knew this day was coming.”
  • “Trust me, pet. Mother knows best.”
  • “Listen to your mother.”
  • “It’s a scary world out there.”
  • “One way or another, something will go wrong, I swear.”
  • “Stop, no more, you’ll just upset me.”
  • “Mother’s right here. Mother will protect you.”
  • “On your own, you won’t survive.”
  • “Mother understands, Mother’s here to help you.”

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feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

  • “Well, that’s not gonna work.”
  • “Oh (name), what have I gotten myself into?”
  • “Let’s play a game. It’s called “See Who Can Be Quiet The Longest.”
  • “Mayhaps you desire to challenge the ranking that I have been assigned by my strength and cunning.”
  • “You’ve been camping before, haven’t you?”
  • “Well, he’s away a lot. I don’t see him much.”
  • “Having guests is a delight! More often I get thieves, come to steal what’s rightfully mine.”
  • “These people who pass through here, they all tell pretty good stories.”
  • “I can’t wait to hear how it ends.”
  • “I don’t want you here! I’m stuck with you!”
  • “I’m to going to paradise falls if it kills me!”
  • “Adventure is out there!”
  • “That is the darnedest thing I’ve ever seen!”
  • “Does anyone know where they are?”
  • “I know this may seem boring, but I think the boring stuff is what I remember the most.”
  • “The wilderness must be explored! Caw-caw, roar!”
  • “You and me, we’re in a club now.”
  • “Swear you’ll take us there. Cross your heart!”
  • “Good. You promised. No backing out!”
  • “You don’t talk very much. I like you!”
  • “This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he’s trying to kill us. What a joke.”
  • “(Name), don’t touch that. It could be radioactive or something.”
  • “I am a great tracker. My pack sent me on a special mission, all by myself.”
  • “I don’t want your help, I want you safe.”
  • “You’d better get up, (name). Or else, the tigers will come and eat you.”
  • “This is none of my concern.”
  • “I’m Gonna help (name), even if you won’t.”
Me when I was reading A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J. Maas

Me when I was reading A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J. Maas


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Everyone in town when they hear Maribel is asking about Bruno

bossubossupromode:my ten year old brother sent this to me and literally i have never and will never

bossubossupromode:

my ten year old brother sent this to me and literally i have never and will never produce anything this funny in my life


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