#fuck my life

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chuck-hansen-feels:

Why did I just come up with an idea for a H50 fanfic involving Wo Fat, Steve, and an OC

Ayyyyyy well I’m gonna do it because

thebaffledtiewriter:

Okay my beloved trans folks, admit it. Which fictional character did you name yourself after? I know there’s at least a handful of you out there

That one asshat from underworld. You see him in like, 5 seconds. He upstages Selene, tho.


“No, Soren will handle it. Your place is by my side.”

-You know which jackass said this to the badass bitch.

The problem with some people, their lips taste sweet like honey and once you taste it you don’t ever want to stop and then someday randomly they decide to take that away from you and never speak to you again and how the fuck are you supposed to just be okay with that? Because they don’t just have that sweetness in their lips, its in the way they talk, the way they breathe, the way they looked at you when you began to doubt yourself. And the worst part is, it was more like getting hit by a bus than ripping a bandaid off. Right when you least expect it, they disappear without a sound and that’s just the problem with some people.

I’m old so I have to ask my younger brother for modern linguistics translation.

I’m old so I have to ask my younger brother for modern linguistics translation.


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It really makes me wonder, how when I was younger, I wished to live forever. Now growing up I just wish, it would end soon…

axshxteru:Sail sail sail, gotta gotta go go,gotta find the el dorado el dorado dooo

axshxteru:

Sail sail sail, gotta gotta go go,
gotta find the el dorado el dorado dooo


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pussybl00d:

♡ ✧*。

happy fucking valentines to me </3

Me? A good artist? Hahaha, what a fucking lie.

I think even a five year old can outclass me

6ampoet:

“I told her smoking was bad and she whispered in my ear that I was too, calling me a drug and I told her not to overdose, but she said I hope I do.”

— AP

whY DON’T I SAVE MY DOCUMENTS JESUS i could honestly cry, i just lost a 5000 word fan fiction I had been writing because Word crashed and didn’t restore it oh my god i’ve spent DAYS ON THIS 

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Just your favourite nympho nymph, hangin’ out and looking cute as heck.

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It says; how dare you believe I deserve better

(inspiration taken from a board I saw on Pinterest)

Crudely drawn but idc

So, when I was about 8 or 9 years old, I once went to this dentist by where I live. Now, as a kid, I didn’t have the best oral health, so I was going in for a root canal. I had been to this dentist before for fillings and cleanings and stuff, but on that particular day, my dentist was out of town, so I got a different one. Now I go in and sit down, she introduces herself, whatever, that whole thing. After that, she gives me the novacaine, which is one of the parts only because of the damn needle they have to shove in your damn mouth. So it starts to make my mouth numb as usual, only this time something was a little off. I noticed that I could still feel the area around my tooth she would be working on. I tried to tell her, but she waved me off saying that I was imagining it. Then the drill came out. She told me that if I felt any pain to raise my hand, and that’s what I did almost as soon as she started drilling. And I shit you not, she put my hand down and told me that I shouldn’t be feeling it, and to stop lying. It is, to this day, the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life. Pure, unrelenting, pain. The thing was too, that she didn’t even finish, they had to the rest of it another time. From that point on, I LOATHED going to the dentist, and I still flinch whenever I hear that damn high pitched drill noise. So yeah, fuck that dentist chick.

Why tf does my leg hurt so bad, I can’t even fall asleep because of it. The pain in my hip and leg muscles is so bad that it’s making my surgery scars hurt and swell up, what is this hell

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