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I had this coming. Prior to Spooky Season, I’ve always made fun of Rae Dunn. I have stood in many a Marshall’s, pointing at the plain white items helpfully labeled things like NOTEBOOK or POTATOES, and laughing at the dishes adorned with presumptive words like MORE PLEASE or YUM YUM YUM. Then I found Halloween mugs in HomeGoods over the weekend and had enough in my cart that two employees were judgmentally whispering about me. Go right ahead, ladies. I have earned your mockery.

“There is no encouragement for ghosts in most of our villages, for they have scarcely had time to finish their first nap and turn themselves in their graves, before their surviving friends have traveled away from the neighborhood; so that when they turn out at night to walk their rounds, they have no acquaintance left to call upon.”

My 3-year search for the Headless Horseman has ended.

I present 2 of the core ingredients of my account: a black cat and women killing dudes.

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