okay i’m australian so i don’t celebrate halloween, but i’ll be damned if i don’t appreciate that bizarre holiday for the sole purpose of keeping christmas at bay.

because i just know that if halloween weren’t there to hold the line, i’d be out shopping in september or something and hear ‘all i want for christmas is you’ blasting across the mall, and just like that, a pack of wild karens would stampede to partake in the annual bloodbath that is christmas decoration shopping and many a retail worker would be lost to the rabid beasts prematurely.

so yeah. thanks halloween.

Same

PARENTS: Please check ur kid’s halloween candy!!!! I just found Bakugou in my son’s Milky Way!!!

*clenches fist* i love halloween so much

I wanted to throw this out there last year, but I think now is just as good : ) ♡

Starts Oct. 25th ~ Open to everyone!

I feel like I do one of these every year, but you know what? Always a good thing to revisit! 

“Can you help me rake? I’ll let you jump in the leaf pile.”
“I don’t usually do anything for Halloween.”
“Let’s go for a walk. The trees are beautiful.”
“Halloween is my favorite holiday and I never have any plans.”
“I’ve got a collection of horror movies and pizza delivery on speed dial. Want to come over?”
“I’m having a bonfire. You should join me.”
“I love the smell of autumn.”
“There’s a huge haunted house opening up this weekend. Want to go?”
“A walk in the woods seems like a bad idea. Ever seen Blair Witch Project?”
“What kind of candy should we get?”
“I’m getting the chocolate for me, and the lollipops we can give to the kids.”
“Ooh! A pumpkin patch! We have to stop.”
“Do you want to check out that corn maze?”
“I hate haunted houses. Why would I pay for someone to scream at me?”
“Honestly, I’d rather see teens trick-or-treating than breaking windows and egging houses.”
“What’s the use of putting peanut butter on a pinecone?”
“I’m just passing out candy this year.”
“I’m making some cocoa. Do you want some?”
“Should we buy some patterns for our pumpkins or just wing it?”
“Autumn is my favorite season.”
“Don’t tell me you’ve never had a candy apple.”
“This time of year is the best just for all the creepy shows on TV.”
“Million dollar question: Nightmare Before Christmas or Hocus Pocus?”
“Want to make an autumn wreath with me?”
“If you carve a dick on this pumpkin, I swear to god.”
“I’ve been waiting all year for sweater weather.”
“Is it too cliche to visit a cemetery on Halloween?”
“I wish I could put apple cider in a pick line and drink it forever.”
“What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid?”
“I got invited to a costume party. Do you want to come with me?”
“Bobbing for apples is gross. Everyone’s nasty faces have been in there.”
“Gourds are so ugly but also so cute. I want a thousand of them.”
“I’m thinking of hosting a Halloween party this year.”
“Trick-or-treating is for children. Let’s go cause some trouble.”
“That hay ride was a lot scarier than I thought it would be.”
“Painting pumpkins is cute, but it takes away all the fun of the guts.”
“I’m in a baking mood. I hope you like cookies.”
“I’m just not in the Halloween spirit yet.”
“I want to decorate the yard big time this year.”
“The scariest looking houses always give the best candy, it’s fact.”
“My parents never used to let me do anything fun on Halloween.”
“Want to hear a spooky story?”
“Here, I knitted you something!”
“Everyone is excited for Halloween, but I can’t wait to stuff my face on Thanksgiving.”
“I think our house is haunted.”
“A ouija board on Halloween: what could go wrong?”

Send me a symbol for a threadordrabblein which the characters…

- carve Jack o’ Lanterns
- go on a scenic autumn walk
- see a fortune teller
- tell ghost stories
- go to a Halloween store
- perform a seance
- go through a corn maze
- go on a hayride
- go to a pumpkin patch
- have a Halloween movie marathon
- have a horror movie marathon
- go apple picking
- go to a haunted house attraction
- be actors at a haunted house attraction
- go to a farmer’s market
- have a bonfire
- play scary slumber party games (Bloody Mary, the Midnight Game, etc…)
- do a craft 
☠ - visit a cemetery at night
- go to a football game
- try on Halloween costumes
- take a drive to see the trees
⌛ - go to an antique store
- talk about conspiracy theories
- go hiking
☔ - go on a rainy day walk
- make snacks for a party
- go shopping for Halloween candy
- hand out candy on Halloween
- cook some comfort food
- play a scary prank
- go to a library or bookstore
- plan a Halloween party together
- attend a Halloween party together
☕ - go to a cozy cafe
- sew homemade Halloween costumes
- listen to music together
- go poke around in a haunted location
- go to a creepy carnival
- sit at home by the fireside
- go on a scenic train ride
- rake leaves
- go on a tour of a spooky location
- go to a winery/brewery
⛺ - rent a cabin for the weekend
- spend the night in a spooky vacation spot

Alternatively, send “Haunter?” for me to tell you what I think yourmuse would dress as if they worked at a haunted house!