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beste-glatisant:

You know what fiction needs? Litanies. Can’t go wrong with a good recurring litany. It doesn’t even have to make sense!

He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father… fear is the mind-killer… where lies the strangling fruit…

Good shit.

He took a duck in the face at 250 knots is weird but good too

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animatedamerican:

jaune-chat:

rubynye:

animatedamerican:

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prismatic-bell:

bramblepatch:

sometransgal:

Why do Goblins have to eat trash? Why can’t goblin cuisine simply have a strong emphasis on fermentation and controlled spoilage?

Like fermentation stinks to high heaven and you typically hide it away in dark and cool places. It fits lore wise for a creature that lives in a cave and is described as unclean.

Anyway this has been food for thought

concept: a setting where every race has a different preferred method of food preservation and each of them is pretty sure that everyone else is ruining their food - goblinoids are masters of fermented foods, elves make exquisite sundried fruits and jerkies, dwarf cities have enchanted walk-in freezers hewn from living stone, gnomes can pickle anything, orcish smokehouses are legendary.

humans and halflings don’t have their own signature food preservation methods, but are notable for being willing to eat everyone else’s trail rations.

Goblins also have an EXQUISITE mushroom cuisine. A single package of genuine goblin-grown shelf mushrooms can be worth more than gold in some regions.

Okay, yes to all of this, but consider: FUSION CUISINE. 

Some adventurous gnome starts using elf-dried berries and herbs in their pickling vat. Some curious orc discovers what happens when you smoke goblin-fermented fish. An elf defies all tradition and starts adding both orcish curing seasonings and goblin-made vinegar to their jerky. A couple of dwarves and halflings working together accidentally invent ice cream and nobody knows how.

A sandwich shop opens up called A&B, which most people think is for the names of the owners (Allforth and Burrows, a human and halfling respectively) but is actually a reference to the fact that everything on the menu is a combination of at least two unrelated culinary traditions.

  • Thin-sliced orcish smoked sausage on a hard roll with gnomish pickled greens and a tangy spread made out of elvish sun-dried tomatoes
  • Goblinish fermented fish paste blended with soft cheese, on bread studded with olives cured in the gnomish style and then elf-dried
  • Human-style fresh roasted fowl topped with orc-smoked bacon, slathered in a combination of halfling-style berry jam and goblinish vinegar

… I admit I’m at a loss for how to use dwarvish freezing techniques here. Any suggestions?

If dwarves can freeze they can probably freeze-dry. Imagine what can be done with powdered fruit, vegetables, and herbs.

Frozen dwarven meats sliced razor-thin on their finely-crafted blades for sandwiches or charcuterie boards, accompanied by fermented goblin relish, pickled gnomish vegetables, and dried elven fruits.  It’s accompanied by fine halfling cheeses and human-made bread (ok, so they’re not as known for it as some other races, but halflings do make a mean cheese and humans eat honestly way too much bread, so they it make a lot).

Dwarven-iced goblin kombucha

Soups made with out-of-season freeze-dried herbs and vegetables, the flavor enhanced with freeze-dried and powered goblin mushrooms

Breads and cookies flavored and colored with freeze-dried fruit powders in fanciful shapes

this post is a neverending font of delight 

Has anyone considered dwarven cheese, ripened in caves?

Hmm … on reflection, cheese seems to me more like a controlled-spoilage method of preservation. Which, as per the original concept, means it should be goblin work. Especially the sorts of cheese that call for careful use of exactly the right kind of mold.

But goblins and dwarves working together could probably get up to some amazing cross-disciplinary methods for cheese ripening.

It’s also occurred to me that if dwarves use freezing as their chief method of preserving food, and goblins use fermentation and other forms of controlled rot, this combination is also perfectly primed for the discovery of freeze distillation.

purplepdf:

maybe. maybe love is stored in the online friend

zodiacatsea:

Could handle superpowers: SAGITTARIUS, Cancer, Taurus, Leo

Deserve superpowers but can’t handle it well: PISCES, Libra, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio

Should not, by any means, have superpowers ever: CAPRICORN, Aquarius, Aries

gem-power:

Pearl studies!

It was fun to do the colors in these.

I’ve always thought it’s charming how Pearl dances all the time, when walking, gesturing… even when she’s all alone. Seemingly just for the pleasure of it… dancing just for herself.

catnippackets:

I love her so much I would drink battery acid with her

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lizannamae:

Did some doodles late last night when I couldn’t sleep due to listening to spooky stories on youtube :I

OkKo is good and fun to draw, I can’t even pick a favorite character cause I like all of them so much.


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nilesmoon:

happy ace day everyone!!!!

boncasphan:

at this rate interactive introverts is just gonna be them making out on stage for 2 hours

shaymallura:

Happy Birthday Pidge!

p*ladin shippers dni

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cybercrimer:

the elder scrolls 3: there’s bugs in this one


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