I’m just trying to help, and sometimes when I’m being helpful I’m also really bitchy.

~Jude Duarte

Cardan Greenbriar:

Jude and Cardan went swimming in the Mortal World. Look how happy they are.

I don’t know who the artist is.

jurdan playlist i made <3 i recommend you to listen to it while reading the series

“If you’re the sickness, I suppose you can’t also be the cure.”

Shut up, Cardan.

Go to sleep, Cardan.

Fuck, he’s adorable though.

Cardan Greenbriar, High King

Here are the bonus pages from Waterstones’ edition of “How the king of Elfhame learned to hate stories”.

I repay in kind the people who once shared Cardan’s letters with us. Enjoy!

smut ★★★

enemies to lovers slow burn where they barely hold hands★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

jude hiding from cardan and balekin at their house:

cardan: hey, jude! breathe if you like me.

cardan: jude? jude? jude stop you’re turning blue!

jude: how good am i with pets?

jude: i went out with cardan for years and he only bit me twice.

Cardan: I’M TOO HOT!

*points at Jude*

Jude:

Jude:

Jude:

Jude:*sighs*

Jude: *monotone with deadpan expression* Hot damn.

Cardan: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN!

Me: I don’t have a type

Also me:

jurdanhell:

cardan: how are you feeling?

jude: i have a headache. it comes and goes

taryn, walking past:

jude: there it goes

itsfookingloosah:

Jude ‘I gaslight gatekeep girlbossed my way into become the Queen of Elfhame’ Duarte and Cardan 'I manipulate mansplain malewifed my way into becoming Jude’s husband’ Greenbair.

jurdanhell:

jude: cardan can i ask for a favour

cardan: i would move heaven and earth for you, but continue

thechocolatebarsthief:

Stabbing is not okay Jude

Jude: CARDAN COME HERE I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU

Cardan: Ooh someone in trouble

Cardan: It’s me i don’t know why i said that