#high queen jude
I’m just trying to help, and sometimes when I’m being helpful I’m also really bitchy.
~Jude Duarte
Jude: Handcuffs fucking hurt.
Vivi: Use silk rope next time.
Jude: I don’t think I can convince a police officer to use silk rope.
jurdan playlist i made <3 i recommend you to listen to it while reading the series
Their majesties
The mortal queen of elfhame
Here are the bonus pages from Waterstones’ edition of “How the king of Elfhame learned to hate stories”.
I repay in kind the people who once shared Cardan’s letters with us. Enjoy!
Jude Duarte Aesthetic
Cardan: I’M TOO HOT!
*points at Jude*
Jude:
Jude:
Jude:
Jude:*sighs*
Jude: *monotone with deadpan expression* Hot damn.
Cardan: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN!
Jude:Night.
Cardan:
Cardan: awww okay goodnighttt
cardan, internally: SHE SAID GOODNIGHT TO MEEEE
cardan “im not a murderer” greenbriar
jude dies and cardan goes on to become what he started as - a villain. He goes on a killing rampage. There’s nothing stopping him now as how he stopped jude from killing
“my sweet nemesis, how glad i am that you returned.”
mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.
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Jude ‘I gaslight gatekeep girlbossed my way into become the Queen of Elfhame’ Duarte and Cardan 'I manipulate mansplain malewifed my way into becoming Jude’s husband’ Greenbair.
Stabbing is not okay Jude
Jude: I wonder if Cardans happy in elfhame now not that i care or anything. human world is great….. absolutly great- i hate Cardan
Cardan: *Literally having multiple breakdowns a day thinking abiut Jude*-In my most wretched hours i believe you will never come back
Jude: CARDAN COME HERE I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU
Cardan: Ooh someone in trouble
Cardan: It’s me i don’t know why i said that
Cardan: Murder is never the answer
Jude: It’s the question
Jude: And the answer is yes
Cardan:nO
Okay can we all just agree that The Cruel Prince would have been 100x better if It was a spicy book!
Like I just know the things Cardan would have done to Jude after all that sexual tension, would have been the most EXPLICIT SEX SCENE EVER
Like he would devour her wholly after wanting her for soooo long- I’m so mad we got a fade to black scene instead ugh
》 The Folk of the air ; Holly Black
“I feel like a constellation of wounds, held together with string and stubbornness.”