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Jude: Handcuffs fucking hurt.

Vivi: Use silk rope next time.

Jude: I don’t think I can convince a police officer to use silk rope.

Here are the bonus pages from Waterstones’ edition of “How the king of Elfhame learned to hate stories”.

I repay in kind the people who once shared Cardan’s letters with us. Enjoy!

Cardan: I’M TOO HOT!

*points at Jude*

Jude:

Jude:

Jude:

Jude:*sighs*

Jude: *monotone with deadpan expression* Hot damn.

Cardan: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN!

Jude:Night.

Cardan:

Cardan: awww okay goodnighttt

cardan, internally: SHE SAID GOODNIGHT TO MEEEE

cardan “im not a murderer” greenbriar

jude dies and cardan goes on to become what he started as - a villain. He goes on a killing rampage. There’s nothing stopping him now as how he stopped jude from killing

sapphicclemency:

“my sweet nemesis, how glad i am that you returned.”

sohappier:

mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.

insta : frostbite.studios

itsfookingloosah:

Jude ‘I gaslight gatekeep girlbossed my way into become the Queen of Elfhame’ Duarte and Cardan 'I manipulate mansplain malewifed my way into becoming Jude’s husband’ Greenbair.

kierqe: The Queen of Monsters :DFinally getting to sit down and illustrate some stuff from this book

kierqe:

The Queen of Monsters:D
Finally getting to sit down and illustrate some stuff from this book! It was just perfect.

The MOST gorgeous QoN Jude art I’ve seen


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Jude: I wonder if Cardans happy in elfhame now not that i care or anything. human world is great….. absolutly great- i hate Cardan

Cardan: *Literally having multiple breakdowns a day thinking abiut Jude*-In my most wretched hours i believe you will never come back

Jude: CARDAN COME HERE I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU

Cardan: Ooh someone in trouble

Cardan: It’s me i don’t know why i said that

Okay can we all just agree that The Cruel Prince would have been 100x better if It was a spicy book!

Like I just know the things Cardan would have done to Jude after all that sexual tension, would have been the most EXPLICIT SEX SCENE EVER

Like he would devour her wholly after wanting her for soooo long- I’m so mad we got a fade to black scene instead ugh

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