#how dare you
Lily: So, being an animagus doesn’t impact your normal human lifespan, does it?
James: I don’t think that’s how it works, no.
Lily: Good, because it says here that red deer–that’s you–live to about 20.
James:
James: I’m sure it’s fine.
“We shall meet again after this parting, For life is like a morning dew”
This is based on the book “New chronicles of the Six kitsune volume 6”
stop scrolling down your dash and take a few minutes to take care of yourself. take a deep breath, stretch maybe, drink some water, go to the bathroom, maybe take more than just a few minutes and go take a nap. whatever, you know? just remember to take care of yourself.
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. GENUINELY.
edit:it’s not free. the anniversary edition is not free so stop defending this saying it’s free.
So there was this one time we didn’t have toilet paper in the upstairs bathroom for about a month because I asked someone to change it and they forgot so I was just waiting it out until they got off their lazy ass because every time they didn’t they would have no toilet paper and if they waited too long they would shit and have nothing to wipe with and I would ignore their cries and pleas and they would have to waddle their way downstairs to get some. it might seem harsh but HOW DARE THEY?? I asked they agreed thats a fucking contract. Maybe it’s only verbal but i would have written it down EXCEPT I DIDNT HAVE ANY GODDAMN TOILET PAPER
but then I remembered I’m the only one who uses the upstairs bathroom and thats what it feels like to rick roll yourself
If you do magic online, professionally,
that’s your e-vocation.
Ruin (song) ends
Me: is a sobbing mess
Inkpot Gods: begins
Joey: “Oh what these, these aren’t tears”
Me: Please tell me what the FUCK they are then
Me when I’m told I am wrong about something.
but i fear i have nothing to give
Although the original inspiration for Julian Devorak, Jeff Goldblum was not in contention for who could play him today, and by popular vote from the community, you choose Timothée Chalamet! We think you made the right choice.
Timothée photo credit: Samir Hussein/WireImage