I’m just trying to help, and sometimes when I’m being helpful I’m also really bitchy.

~Jude Duarte

Cardan Greenbriar:

I really, really despise all the posts where Jude casually beats on, threatens, or injures Cardan like it’s supposed to be funny or charming??

If it was the other way around, people would be proclaiming abuse from the roof tops. I hate the double standard.

Jude and Cardan have enough issues in canon, enough toxicity in their pasts, without people adding casual abuse thinking it’s funny.

Jude and Cardan went swimming in the Mortal World. Look how happy they are.

I don’t know who the artist is.

icycoolslushie:

Cardan: I have a problem.

Jude: Kill it.

Cardan: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

No. No she can’t.

there are some verses that represent them

Jude:I am the master mind, he’s my accomplice.

Cardan:You’re only still alive because I made a promise.

You don’t understand.

I am obsessed with them.

And that’s how you summon Jurdan shippers.

“Rude boys get punished.”

(yes I did get the book today. Yes I did finish the book today. Yes I have finals)

jewishneil:

DO YOU REALIZE HOW HARD IT IS TO BE BISEXUAL AND THEN READ THE FOLK OF THE AIR?! HOT WOMAN WITH A SWORD WITH TOP ENERGY? FAE MAN WHO DOES NOT CONFORM TO GENDER NORMS WITH GREAT CHEEKBONES?? LIKE EXCUSE ME?

“I’m gonna make bisexuals go thirsty on both Cardan and Jude for 3 books and a novella” Holly Black, probably, while writting The folk of the air.

Here are the bonus pages from Waterstones’ edition of “How the king of Elfhame learned to hate stories”.

I repay in kind the people who once shared Cardan’s letters with us. Enjoy!

For some mystical reasons, I was delivered today my Waterstones edition of “How the king of elfhame learned to hate stories”.

I feel fucking blessed and I’m gonna find myself a hole in an isolated mountain to read in peace.

Bye y'all. Love the book, love you, love my life!

“Who doesn’t want to control fate?”Cardan asked.

“Remember ,all you really get to control is yourself.”The Roach answered.

-HTKOELTHS,Holly Black

Oh how I’ve missed Cardan>>>

sassypageturner:

Cardan when Jude holds a knife against his throat :

fantasyfangirling4ever:

I AM NOT EMOTIONALLY STABLE ENOUGH FOR THIS EXCERPT!!!!

So:

-Cardan is such a little SIMP and we love to see it!

-Cardan thinks he’s so lucky to have jude ( my EMOTIONS)

- Jude tells Cardan stories?!!! Jude?!!!! Oh my god!!!!

-Cardan knows the LOOK

-JUDE IS HAPPY AND LAUGHING WITH HER HUSBAND I CAN’T

judeduarteismypresident:

There’s so many people that have not seen this yet, and I just saw it tonight, and it changed my whole shdhfjfn

I’m sooo excited for this!!

From Holly’s post it doesn’t sound like they’ll be talking about the King of Elfhame much, but it did say they would be talking about Spiderwick!

Exclusive edition of How the King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories by Fairy Loot!!

Virtual signing of How The King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories!

Good Choice Reading Virtual Signings!