the thing about mesothulas changing his name to tarantulas after he got his sick new spider alt is like. hon, mesothulas is already just a name that means “spider”. you were already good. did you just REALLY wanna do a Dramatic Reveal when you got ahold of prowl and thought a new name would be more dramatic. was this necessary
today i was thinking about humanformer mesothulas and also this post and it’s even fucking funnier in that au bc. the obvious solution is that he picked his own name as a pretentious 19 year old goth or smth, got increasingly annoyed nobody ever got the reference, turned himself into a giant spider dude and was like RIGHT no more subtlety my name’s TARANTULAS now you all know what a TARANTULA is, RIGHT
As it turns out, I’m still excited about Transformers Beast Wars art, especially with Kingdom coming out soon!
@artsy-hobbitses has a Humanformers AU and we got to talking about what the Beast Wars might have been like in it.
More info under the cut.
When the Quintessons played about on planet earth, they left behind a swathe of land off the coast of Northern Canada terraformed to an immense degree. The island is divided into no less than 5 distinctive biomes, and it’s literally possible to step out of a desert and into a blizzard.
The entire setup is held in a tenuous balance by a massive vein of energon that runs underground.
…And the Predacons want it.
The island, dubbed ’No-Man’s Land’, is barely inhabitable. It’s only residents are local wildlife, and the beast-men who are hardy (and expendable) enough to be posted there to study it.
Axolon Base hasn’t had active personnel there in a while. With the growing Predacon threat, other questionable experiments, and all outside communication cut off, the Maximals posted to defend No-Man’s Land will have their hands full.
Chase Dutoit (aka Cheetor) is a young recruit - the army identified him as a beast shifter when he enlisted. He was offered the chance to enhance his shifting abilities and primed for combat… only to be shuttled off to No-Man’s Land, a quiet posting far, far away from active conflict zones. He’s a potent mixture of teenage rebellion and immaturity, but with the right guidance, this kid could be somebody.
“Mickey” Mikoshiba (aka, Rattrap) really thought he was going to catch a break in No-Man’s Land. Having lived through multiple deadly skirmishes, he has enough conflict to last a lifetime. He’s got more self-preservation than charm, but he’s also a world-class sharpshooter and tactician. He’s prickly, but his heart’s in the right place.
Mickey is the only beast-man in a human family (inheriting the mutation from a great aunt, allegedly). He’s had a rough time growing up, and isn’t keen on going back to Brooklyn anytime soon.
Dean Branagh (aka Dinobot) has funky dinosaur hands, plenty of byronism, and a degree from the Juilliard performing arts programme. Due to beast-man discrimination, he struggled to find his footing in L.A. and the West End. Later, he’d wind up joining a branch of the Decepticons on a wild and very dangerous mission. He intends to fight for a future he wants, or die trying.
I wanna cry I’M SHOOK TO NEVER SAW THIS BEFORE TUMBLR NEVER MENTIONED ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH???? Thank you so MUCH @sumio-or-suomi this is so SWEET!!! I’m ashamed to have found it only now after nearly.. 3 years?? (omg I ghost so often the socials that never realized how much time is passing sorry!) and for those who’s wondering, it’s referred to me&my boyfriend little cosplay performance we did at @tf-nation 2018 with their ladiformersdesign!
(My face was so silly cause I was biting my lips hahahash I’m SORRY but IT’S NOT EASY STEALS SELFIE AT MAGNUS AHAHAh- wups)
Sadly I don’t have so much pics around, but you can take a look here on on twitter! Aw man, I miss so much TFNation çAç
This is an au of an au. It’s based on my “pirate Megatron and company surprise adopting the very unwilling Team Prime”, but in this version the Cybertronians are a cyborg species rather than giant transforming vehicle robots. Just because.
It was always amusing whenever his men managed to capture one of the so-called “Autobots” for a little…discussion. The troublesome urchins fought with twice the ferocity of the government that had disavowed and exiled them, with less than a fraction of their training. For the most part, they coexisted with Megatron’s government in an uneasy kind of unspoken, hostile symbiotic arrangement. Megatron graciously allowed the young cyborgs their freedom, and they kept the streets clear of the rank and file humans who styled themselves “supervillains”. Eventually, of course, the Decepticons would have to take the little exiles in hand once and for all. But the birth rate of cyborgs was so low even without the war on their homeworld. There hadn’t been any Decepticon younglings – nor even Neutral younglings – for many years. They couldn’t afford to kill the Autobot team. Not unless every attempt at integrating them into the Decepticon forces had failed.
Lugnut shoved the door open with one steel-plated arm and marched in. His synthetic skin, where it showed, was bruised – even torn in some places – and his armor was scuffed. The reason for his state of disarray was trapped, kicking and swearing, under one of the massive cyborg’s arms. Megatron raised one eyebrow. It was no easy feat to isolate and capture Optimus Prime. Lugnut would be getting hazard pay for this.
“Thank you, Lugnut,” Megatron said calmly, turning back toward the window, “You can place him where you’d like. This won’t take long.”
Until the day the Autobots pushed him too far, he would continue to maintain an informal “catch-and-release” policy.
“What do you want, Megatron?” Optimus demanded.
Megatron didn’t turn around. “A little more respect from you, to start with, but I suspect that’s as infeasible a request as asking the Autobot Council to revoke your outlaw status.”
He could almost hear the boy wince behind him. Megatron knew how to twist the knife.
After a span of two seconds, Optimus ground out, “You want my "respect”, Megatron? Earn it.“
Megatron shrugged smoothly. "If you cannot respect a Cybertronian controlling an entire city with minimal human death, then I don’t know how to help you. But in the absence of respect, compliance will suffice.”
He glanced up at the reflection of his office – formerly the office of Professor Isaac Sumdac – in the window. The boy had actually been bold enough to take a step forward, only to be pulled back by Lugnut, who had no intention of letting the Autobot ringleader get close to his liege.
“Compliance? Are you kidding me?! I’m an Autobot!”
“Youwere an Autobot.” Megatron turned on his heel and stepped closer to the young man. “The Magnus wanted nothing to do with you the moment you lost the Allspark. If you returned to the homeworld today, the very cyborgs that raised you would have you in chains before you left the shuttle. You know that, don’t you?”
Optimus set his jaw stubbornly, but Megatron knew his words had found their target. The marauder leaned down, putting him closer to eye level with Optimus.
“Mark me, boy: I have permitted you and your companions to continue your misguided crusade in my city this long only because it so vexes the High Council. Had you been Decepticon offspring by birth, I would not have been nearly as lenient.”
Optimus shut his mouth with a click. He stared at Megatron as though he’d grown a second head: part confusion, part fear. That was better. Perhaps in future…meetings…the outlaws would be a little more appreciative of the freedom they had been granted. Provided Megatron’s own soldiers didn’t antagonize the younger ones unnecessarily again. Children were rather hot-tempered, after all.
“What do you want, Megatron?” Optimus asked again. His tone was wary now, and some of the fight had gone out of it.
Megatron smiled coldly. It was as he often told Lugnut: one did not have to engage in violence to make a point. It was much easier to let the enemy realize on their own that you held all the cards.
“Mr. Powell has been encroaching on company territory with Biotech Unbound,” Megatron said calmly. “I have received word that he intends to unleash nanobots to deal with refuse within the city. However, given his…portfolio, I suspect this nanotechnology will prove to be more of a virus.”
At least the boy seemed to understand the gravity of the situation. Malignant nanobots would endanger any cyborg, regardless of the brand they wore. Optimus’s jaw tightened until his teeth audibly ground together. Then he sighed and dropped his head.
“Fine,” he said wearily, “I’ll handle it.”
Megatron smiled thinly. “That’s my boy.”
He flicked his fingers in dismissal. “Run along, Parvus Prime. You’re free to go.”
The Decepticon paused. “Actually. Since you’ve caught me in a relatively good mood, if you manage to obtain the nanobot blueprints, I’ll allow Sumdac out to visit the little one. If you obtain the blueprints.”
Optimus clenched his fists. “Fine. I’ll get the blueprints. But Sumdac gets a full 48 hours with Sari. No five minute visit through a fence.”
“That sounds reasonable enough.” Megatron folded his hands behind his back. “And do take care not to let the wee one short out the computer systems. He’s gotten a little too fond of those electric "stingers”.“
Optimus actually rolled his eyes. ”You try telling Bee what to do,“ he scoffed. "You learn to pick your battles.”
He sidestepped as Lugnut reached for him and narrowed his eyes in warning.
“Hands off,” he hissed.
Megatron turned his eyes to the ceiling in mock exasperation.
For all his talk, clearly the boy’s original guardians never bothered to teach him to pick his battles. He would have to learn sooner or later if he wished to survive this new Detroit. As Lugnut escorted the angry outlaw out of the tower, Megatron shook his head and smirked.
“Entirely too much like you, this descendant of yours, Brother. The Allspark must have a sense of humor to inflict you twice upon me.”
