crazyaboutlefandoms:

dutchster:

when it’s november 1st

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

thatnoulguyorsomething:

anarchonecromancy:

god creating lil nas x

How is the caption more hilarious than the comic

hahaha ;P No hate

“If you can write a check you can write a book” - Miss Piggy.

I love Miss Piggy. I know that’s probably a lame thing to admit, but I don’t care. I think she’s really funny! I love how ego-centric, selfish and self-important she is and how bitchy and bossy she is to Kermit – or as she calls him: Kermie.

InMiss Piggy’s Guide To Life she gives advice on everything from beauty to entertaining, fashion, exercise, romance and travel, and it’s sooo hilarious! I can’t wait to get her follow-up: Miss Piggy’s Rules: Swine-Tested Secrets for Catching Mr. Right, Keeping Him & Throwing Him Back When You’ve Had Enough (a spoof on the ridiculously desperate self-help book The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right).

Below are a few images from the book:

The authoress relaxing at home

How to get that tan-talizing beaches-and-cream complexion.

The “gift lift” stretching exercise.

This book is hilarious! I should really move it from my “Looking Good” section (Arnie’s bodybuilding workout,Helena Rubinstein’s beauty book, Bennetton style guide et al.) to the “Sexy Comedy” section (Erotic Dots,The Breast Book,The Strange and Saucy World Of Benny Hilletc.)

Below I’ve transcribed each photo’s caption and description, for your reading pleasure. No, not that kind of pleasure! Calm down!

(on the left) EAT IT RAW:

Raw food is not only good for you. It can also be infinitely suggestive. Compare for instance, the popular but homely meat and two veg with the sensous chams of a raw menu like this: oysters, steak tartare and ripe brie.

(on the right) FRESH FIGS:

Served with the skin peeled back to reveal the moist pink flesh within.

Ewww…

THE JOYS OF DANGLING:

Believe it or not, a short period spent upside down every day is extremely good for you. An extra supply of bloody rushes to the head, refreshes the brain, and brings about a general feeling of joy de vivre.

One word of warning: you need a strong grip for this exercise. A sore head and short neck await the failed dangler.

HA HA HA!

THE BUTTOCKS:

Skiing, deep knee bends, or walking up very steep hills are all good for the buttocks, but for sheer aesthetic appeal nothing can touch this little-known exercise. Loosely translated, it’s called The Feather That Cannot Fly.

The idea, as you can see, is to hold a feather clenched between the buttocks. This involves a vigorous and sustained contraction of the muscles.

Grand Masters of this exercise can actually walk around for several hours at full clench, smiling inscrutably.

P.S. I don’t think this book is meant to be a joke. I think it’s supposed to be taken seriously.

programmerhumour:

yOU HAVE NO IDEA

eeveelutionsforequality:

gholateg:

mukuroikusabaka:

homoghost:

cakebaked:

espeon no

espeon yes

lespeon

@eeveelutionsforequality

LESBIANS ARE GO.

-Espeon

~ Umbie

Doin’ the Procrastination Rag

Pg10 (and back to black and white. I’m gonna be saving colour pages for longer storylines, but for now it’s gonna be black and white.)

Pg9 (2 uploads in one day! Y'all are getting quite the treat :))