I love my dog so much, it’s like she has super spidey senses and knows exactly when I’m about to go off the deep end.

It’s like she knows I’m super upset and liable to do something fucking stupid so she just sits on me, gives me cuddles and demands so much damn attention that I can’t do something stupid.

She also reminds me that I’d be leaving her behind if I was to do it and I couldn’t do that.

secondbeatsongs:

I hope this has been pointed out already, but I think it’s important for you to know that Doug from Our Flag Means Death is played by Tim Heidecker

who some of you might know better as…the Free Real Estate guy

but anyway, that’s not why I’m making this post.

this is why I’m making this post:

Doug, looking at the empty place in the family that Stede left behind:

you’re welcome

I’ve been so good.

korusalka:

Finland has it. The IT factor

snagret:

Fuck love

Fuck life

Fuck him

Fuck you

Fuck her

Fuck them

You never loved or even fucking liked me you just used me for your happiness then threw me away when i wasn’t doing my job right. But little did you know you juat saying hi or good morning to me made me so happy. But now all I do is cry and wish i was FUCKING DEAD. I hate you so much. Or I want too. But you’ll always be my happy place. And i fucking hate it.