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Spamton: [[Merry Christmas from our family to yours!]]. I GOT THIS FOR YOU.

Swatch: Oh, why thank you, Spamton.

Swatch:Um…

Swatch: Spamton, is a framed picture of you.

Spamton: THAT’S [The Price is Right!]. ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU, BABY.

Jevil: PUPPET BOY, WANNA HELP ME COMMIT A FELONY?

Spamton: WHAT THE [%@&$]?!

Jevil: OH, SORRY, SORRY.

Jevil, whispering: Wanna me commit a felony?

Spamton, whispering: Sure Thing. What Do You Need?

Kris: Ooh, somebody has a crush.

Susie: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Noelle. I just think she’s cool. It’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her.

[Later that night]

Susie, very much awake:Uh-oh.

Toriel: Kris, could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk? If they have avocados, get six.

Kris, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados.

Berdly: Valentine’s Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos—

Kris: I wrote you a poem.

Berdly, already crying: You did?

Berdly: *sleeping after pulling an all-nighter the previous night*

Noelle: Wow…he actually looks really peaceful…

Susie, pulling out a Sharpie: And vulnerable.

Noelle: What are you looking at?

Susie: *was in the middle of entering hers and Noelle’s names into an online love calculator*

Susie, panicking:SMUT—

Susie: Ralsei taught me to always think before I act.

Susie: So if I beat the shit out of you, rest assured I have thought it through and am confident in my actions.

Lancer: I fixed it!

Rouxls: Whateth did thou fixeth?

Lancer:Everything!

[B O O M]

Lancer:

Rouxls:

Lancer: …Except that.

Susie: So are you two, like, dating now?

Kris & Berdly:Yes.

Susie:Why?

Berdly: Well, I happen to find Kris very appealing.

Susie: Yeah, yeah, I get that. I’m just trying to understand what’s wrong with Kris.

Noelle: Don’t break someone’s heart. They only have one of those.

Susie: Break their bones! They have 206 of those.

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