#incorrect deltarune quotes
Kris: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Susie: They do.
Noelle: …Why did you say that with such certainty?
Spamton: [[Merry Christmas from our family to yours!]]. I GOT THIS FOR YOU.
Swatch: Oh, why thank you, Spamton.
Swatch:Um…
Swatch: Spamton, is a framed picture of you.
Spamton: THAT’S [The Price is Right!]. ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU, BABY.
Spamton: I NEED YOU TO COME MEET ME, AND I NEED YOU TO COME [[ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT?]].
Kris: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
Jevil: PUPPET BOY, WANNA HELP ME COMMIT A FELONY?
Spamton: WHAT THE [%@&$]?!
Jevil: OH, SORRY, SORRY.
Jevil, whispering: Wanna me commit a felony?
Spamton, whispering: Sure Thing. What Do You Need?
Kris: Ooh, somebody has a crush.
Susie: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Noelle. I just think she’s cool. It’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her.
[Later that night]
Susie, very much awake:Uh-oh.
Toriel: Kris, could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk? If they have avocados, get six.
Kris, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados.
Spamton, ordering coffee: COULD I HAVE A LIGHT ROAST?
Swatch: You’re quite ugly.
Banner: We need a way to lure in new customers.
Video: Maybe some fun, interactive events?
Display:Survey’s bath water.
Survey: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Berdly: Valentine’s Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos—
Kris: I wrote you a poem.
Berdly, already crying: You did?
Berdly: *sleeping after pulling an all-nighter the previous night*
Noelle: Wow…he actually looks really peaceful…
Susie, pulling out a Sharpie: And vulnerable.
Spamton, admiring Swatch: THEY COULD SLAP ME ACROSS THE FACE AND I’D THANK THEM [[<3333]].
Banner, hearing this for the fifth day in a row: I’d thank them too.
Noelle: What are you looking at?
Susie: *was in the middle of entering hers and Noelle’s names into an online love calculator*
Susie, panicking:SMUT—
Ralsei: Kris, we need a plan of attack!
Kris: I have a plan: ATTACK!
Susie: Ralsei taught me to always think before I act.
Susie: So if I beat the shit out of you, rest assured I have thought it through and am confident in my actions.
Lancer: I fixed it!
Rouxls: Whateth did thou fixeth?
Lancer:Everything!
[B O O M]
Lancer:
Rouxls:
Lancer: …Except that.
Banner: I have the sharpest memory here——name one time I forgot something.
Spam: You left me and Display at a parking lot at 2 AM a day ago.
Banner: That was on purpose. Try again.
Jevil: WHAT IF MAYONNAISE CAME IN CANS?
Spamton: THAT WOULD SUCK SINCE YOU CAN’T MICROWAVE METAL.
Kris: Good morning to everyone except these two.
Ralsei: What are all of these frozen bodies doing here?!
Kris: Honestly, not much.
Susie: So are you two, like, dating now?
Kris & Berdly:Yes.
Susie:Why?
Berdly: Well, I happen to find Kris very appealing.
Susie: Yeah, yeah, I get that. I’m just trying to understand what’s wrong with Kris.
Noelle: Don’t break someone’s heart. They only have one of those.
Susie: Break their bones! They have 206 of those.