#jack sparrow
HAPPY BİRTHDAY JOHNNY DEPP ( 58 )
if his names starts with j, he might actually be gay.
“tell the world, Johnny, tell them ‘I Johnny Depp, a man, I’m a victim too of domestic violence’ and see how many people believe or side with you”
dear amber heard, you told him to tell the world. he did. 17 million people believe and side with him. and the numbers are only growing fast.
WE LOVE YOU JOHNNY DEPP is currently trending in all caps on Twitter ♡
The Court of Public Opinion has spoken
Hollywood Vampires’ recent instagram post in support of Johnny Depp warms my heart
Johnny Depp, a victim and a survivor of domestic violence, deserves his life and career back
Justice for Johnny Depp
masters of fuckery
Having a Barbossa obsession makes me wonder if I have daddy issues.
My guys, I’ve loved this man since the beginning when PotC: CotBP was released in 2003. I was 15 fucking years old.
And I’d still ride that black heart in his 80s, fancy wig and all. Fuck that Salamander and the trident to heck.
So, this scene always amuses me. Let me tell you things!
Barbossa eating slices of apples with a danty fork and his pinky all extended. His general attitude and body language. Iggy Azalea probably following behind in a row boat scaring away mermaids lest their heads explode (might explain why the they didn’t bother the ship until it was anchored).
I like that they made a point for us to see Barbossa fill his teacup with alcohol. We view this as humor or even shocking, “I don’t think he’s allowed to do that, how unprofessional”. However, beer/grog (heavily diluted) was standard for sailors, helped prevent scurvy and was easier to keep than fruit.
Fun fact aside, look how desperate he pours that shit, like “oh God,” as he sees Gillette making his way on over. Barbossa already knows the whole crew just standing there, waiting. “Quickly. Shove this apple in my mouth, before I gotta acknowledge this shit”.
“Aye. Mermaids. (Ya dumb fucks).”
He has a separate cup of precious fresh clean water. So extra.
Mostly though, Gillette. Poor Gillette. Survived Barbossa in Curse of the Black Pearl, only to serve him in Stranger Tides. His distaste. His irritation. Forced formalities and etiquette. Look at his face. He is so done.
“Sir.”
tHIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROWWWWWW