Sudden Cursed BerdKris Thought

*Kris goes inside a chicken restaurant where Berdly works*

Berdly, in a bored tone: “Alright, what’ll it be Kris? The breast, thighs, or wings?”

Kris: *thinks about burying their head in Berdly’s floofy chest*
*thinks about Berdly wrapping his thighs around Kris*
*thinks about thinks about soft wing hugs from the birb*

Kris: “I want the whole thing.”

Berdly: “Damn dude, the family meal? Are you sure?”

kris is toric as hell

gays vs their crush’s absolute oblivious idiocy and wild instincts to eat inedible things

tfw kris only had berdly as an option because susie and noelle went together. berdly is having the time of his gay little life

u can barely tell but kris has a suit-dress combo >:)