#last night
Fri, 13 Dec 2013 13:01:25
Sat, 18 Jan 2014 12:20:15
Mon, 29 Dec 2014 01:21:03
Wed, 10 Dec 2014 18:40:30
Thu, 29 May 2014 16:42:38
Sun, 10 Nov 2013 13:50:01
Had a dream about beauty and the beast and I was a stick of butter but beast was pissed I wasn’t do my job right then threatened to throw me into the fireplace I said ‘if it’ll make you feel butter’ the guy couldn’t have yeeted harder I laughed myself awake
Mon, 26 Dec 2016 11:26:03
Tue, 07 Mar 2017 09:23:27
the hardest part is waking up in the morning remembering what you were trying to forget last night
Sat, 28 Sep 2013 17:37:02
Mon, 16 Jan 2017 21:15:18
Mon, 16 Jan 2017 08:53:56
Fri, 20 Nov 2015 21:52:40
About last night
“And, who does that cunt belong to?”
“You.”
“Say it.”
“My cunt belongs to you, Sir.”
Ever get that weird feeling when you are home alone, that you are in a cheesy horror movie. So you then begin to “avoid” certain death in every room. I’m not scared of the dark, but my mind can play tricks on me until I do.
Sun, 28 Jun 2015 15:53:04
Tue, 19 Jun 2018 13:13:52
Thu, 02 Jun 2022 08:21:50