#legolas
Hey remember that one time when Legolas looked at Aragorn like that
leggy
Legolas & Gimli by Sebastian Giacobino for The Lord of the Rings: The card Game
Went a little more dramatic with the title this time, and I’m already feeling really uncomfortable about it.
Still, I’m super proud of this pointless thing that I can do, and I even included the target for accountability!
legolas: *statement in elvish*
aragorn: *annoyed retort, also in elvish*
legolas: *disbelieving reply, still in elvish*
aragorn: THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM!!!
the rest of the men in helm’s deep:
Something i love about lotr, and all of tolkiens work in general, is that there is so much information that its almost impossible to keep up. It would be so easy to just make things up, and be like ”yeah tolkien actually said that Legolas got a kazoo stuck in his throat as a child, so every time he talks he just buzzes like a kazoo. He said it in one of his letters” and I doubt anyone would read through all of his letters just to prove me wrong. Like its obviously not true, but can you prove it beyond a reasonable doubt? (Probably, bc the example was really bad, but you get what Im saying)
But seriously, stay safe. Protect yourself. Protect one another.