#lucius malfoy
International Women’s Day is when you just happen to know that all of your fave men (and masculine presenting individuals) in HP are getting strapped down by their respective partners.
I’m talking Molly and Arthur, Harry and Ginny, Remus and Dora, Lucius and Narcissa, Snape and whoever he happens to be dating at the time, etc.
Happy International Women’s Day!
Lucius:DO NOT TOUCH ME!
Snape: It’s just me calm down.
Lucius:Oh, I’m sorry Severus, you know what I’m like when I comes to clothes.
Lucius:Remember that time I pushed a toddler infront of a hippogriff because he was standing on my Topshop voucher?
Snape:Yes, I believe that poor Draco still has the scar.
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So I read a fanfic a while ago, in which Luna was Dracos first cousin. Lucius and Lunas mother were siblings in this but her marriage to a non pureblood wizard resulted in her getting thrown out of the family and Draco and Luna were told not to talk to each other. It was just a side note of the story and didn’t matter to the plot at all But I LOVED the idea.
I’ve found it! It’s called ‘Never grow a wishbone’ by ShanaStoryteller at ao3 :D knock yourselves out:)
It took me so long to find guys. Oh my. But If you’re interested in more of those two and their cousin relationship go and follow my main blog @beebox-illustrations for more :D I’ve got a few more of them I’ll eventually finish.
Have you ever thought about the day Lucius Malfoy got his wand? - Hear me out! -
Think about this little boy, who’s exited about getting his first wand and then he gets this literal 18 inch long cane with a creepy snakehead on top.
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These first 3 years must have been hard.
Malfoy Family Portrait
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I’ve watched “A Very Potter Sequel” and God, I wasn’t disappointed! The only thing that bothers me a little – it seems that there are more jokes… lower than the belt than it was in the first one, or is it just me? Well, I don’t have something against those jokes – just noticing. (Spoilers!) Well, they just couldn’t not show us the first year – how everybody met, got sorted, start their classes and play quidditch. We also got some Marauders’ stories. Because yes, it’s the first year, but still has so much stuff mixed – Lupin and Sirius (oh, a little Wolfstar fan in me was so happy) Umbridge and Dumbledore missing, and time travelling Malfoys… Yes! Lucious Malfoy. O. My. Devil. He’s so handsome! (I know, that it’s the same actor as Cedric Diggory) And he dances all the time! He can’t make a single simple step – all is choreographed. He also has too much eyeliner, but since Brian and Pat taught us (“Gill and Gilbert”, episode 14), that eyeliner equals magic, I think it’s reasonable. Enjoyed seeing Joe Walker (yes, I’ve learned his name) as Umbridge – he was remarkable. Fabulous. If he had spoken normally, I think, I might have even fallen for this character. Do you think I didn’t cry? Of course, you didn’t think so, you know me too well. I cried on “Guys Like Potter” because it makes me feel feelings and I shed a happy tear during the bows when the whole cast was singing “Going back to Hogwarts”. Totally watching the next part. P.S. One thing which was unclear for me was Narcissa and Dobby and how could she “choreograph an affair” with him, but then I remembered that Hagrid’s parents existed in canon and rejoiced that Dobby was at least an adult elf for sure.
voldemort: lucius, you’ll work with narcissa and severus.
lucius: alright! my fantasy threesome!
everyone else: *blanks stares*
lucius: …of people on a team.
narcissa: *holding lucius’ hand over her stomach so he can feel the baby kick* sorry this is taking so long, they kicked for everyone else.
lucius: it’s hard for the little guy to preform under pressure.
snape: top ten things lucius said on his wedding night.
lucius:woah! it was small, but i think i felt something!
regulus: top ten things cissy said on her wedding night.
snape:*laughes*
lucius: stop laughing at it!
snape and regulus: top ten things lucius said on his wedding night!