<General.Hux>Madam, are you under the impression that I am taking advantage of him?
<HuttSlayerLeia>You sick beast! Don’t lay so much as another finger on him, or I’ll cut your balls off and force-feed them to you.
<General.Hux>So that’s where he gets his manners from. Charming.
<General.Hux>For the record, your son is the one taking advantage of me. He destroys my ship, terrorises my staff, wilfully disobeys orders, has no concept of personal space and he farts like a distressed bantha.
<Commandant.B.Hux>Don’t raise your voice at me, boy! You’re not too big to be put over my knee, you know.
<General.Hux>I apologise, Father.
<Commandant.B.Hux> You’re still coming to Krennic’s barbeque next Primeday, aren’t you? He says that you can bring your partner.
<General.Hux>I might…
<Commandant.B.Hux>If you don’t bring your partner, my finger might accidentally slip and upload some baby pictures of you.
<Commandant.B.Hux>Especially that picture of you asleep on your potty.
<General.Hux>…!
<Commandant.B.Hux> I look forwards to seeing you both on Primeday, then. :)
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<Mitth’raw’nuruodo>Interesting. The image possesses a raw uncertainty to it, as though the photographer isn’t sure that the viewer will appreciate what they’re looking at. The subject matter itself is inconsequential - I’ve never understood the human species’ fascination with reproductive organs.
<The.Master.of.Ren>Are you… genuinely passing artistic commentary? Because I do not appreciate having my genitals referred to as ‘inconsequential’.
A How the Grinch Stole Christmas AU in Whoville where Kylo was unfortunately born with green hair and a horrible temper. Hopefully Rey succeeds in reuniting him with Hux and teaching him the true meaning of Christmas.
See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/40794519
I admit, I couldn’t just leave this as a waist-up drawing so I went beyond the reward and give you a fullbody version >w<
Kynan Evans requested Hux in a cat kigurumi (resembling Millie) and Millicent wearing a First Order outfit. I’m sorry I couldn’t get the great coat quite right and thought the suit looked better in this pose >_< Maybe I’ll give it another go in a doodle?? Hope you like it!
Millicent- Absolutely life-changing head. Your strength gone in half a minute with your mind and soul soon to follow. No one else after even comes close, which causes you relationship issues for the rest of your life. Does all of it utterly effortlessly too.
A (SHARBEARER) TIER
Ranni- Extremely skillful and precise. Finds your weakpoints immediately and focuses on them relentlessly. Put the 4 hands to perfect use, working the head, shaft, balls and prostate simultaneously. Teasing dirty talk throughout.
Tanith- No gag reflex. In control throughout the whole process, but makes you feel strong and special. Will spit afterward as if spitting chewing tobacco.
Hyetta- Acts shy when asked for one, but an utter freak once she gets to it. Relentless enthusiasm. The most wet and slimy slurp-and-gurp you ever had to endure in your life. Insists on swallowing.
B (GREATER ENEMY) TIER
Fia- Very good, but textbook. Thoroughly satisfying, but clearly not where her enthusiasm or real skillset lies.
C (BRAVE WARRIOR) TIER
Melina- Waaay overly enthusiastic. Will scare you with how much she will wants to show you her skills, constantly bothering you about it. Actually good when she gets to it, but kinda ruined by constant stupid porn-dialogue quality dirty talk.
Rya- Really doesn’t get it but goes along cheerfully, doing pretty good work all around. Will turn to her snake form during the progress to see if it would help. Whether it does really depends entirely on the receivers personal tastes. Untapped tongue talent.
Nepheli Loux- Good, but not great. Clearly doesn’t really like doing it, but won’t complain either.
Marika- Quiet good, but will definitely be kinda disappointing considering who is giving it. Will act about as smug as possible about making you cum.
D (LOWLY TARNISHED) TIER
Rennala- Creepy due to her current mental state. Just kinda distracted throughout the whole thing.
Sellen- Does not want to do it and it shows. Slurping and licking without any focus or application. Will threaten your life to make sure you don’t tell anyone about her doing it.
Enia- No teeth. If you like old ladies just gumming your meat, shes your gal.
E (OMEN-SHMOMEN) TIER
Roderika- Bless her heart and all, but she has absolutely no idea what she’s doing. Way too anxious and worried if you feel good, constantly interrupting what little feeling you are getting out of it. Afterwards you are the one that feels guilty for some reason.
F (LOATHEOME DUNG EATER) TIER
Malenia- Absolute dogshit. Does not get what you are getting out of it and constantly questions it and complains. And yeah, you get scarlet rot too, duh.
