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Happy monday everyone / feliz lunes a todos
Happy Monday! We recommend plenty of coffee (no. 7) but also wouldn’t fault you for going the route of the hermit crab (no. 12) today.
From Nicolas Lémery, Dictionaire ou traité universel des drogues simples. (Rotterdam, 1727)
When I get stressed at work, I take a moment for self care.
There’s a reason why I always keep a butt plug in my purse. When the world feels a bit chaotic, when the deadlines are somewhat impossible, and when the people are exhausting… slipping a plug into my butt centers me again.
So next time you see me lean back in my chair during a meeting, you’ll know I’m simply pushing the plug deeper into my ass.
The familiar feeling of fullness keeps me calm and stops me from telling you how insanely stupid your idea is.
We should all be thankful for my butt plug.
Tagged by @trisgetsfit for an SDS.
Can you tell I took this literally? Lol just arrived home and put my car in park. Bought a new car before Thanksgiving last year and I’m still in absolute LOVE with it!!!
I tag @stressedspidergirlsfitnessblog how are you doing my friend?