Sasuke being able to beat orochimaru because he felt like it one day, while the third hokage had died trying to beat him years prior, is so funny
People being impressed by this really are gonna gloss over the fact the only reason sasuke won was specifically because the third hokage fought orochimaru first, sealing his arms away and limiting what orochimaru could do without someone beside him as well as the fact orochimaru was in fact dying regardless, because putting his soul in someone else’s body weakened him further. Neither of which matters because orochimaru (and itachi) specifically planned for sasuke to do that anyway and orochimaru had it worked in to take sasuke over. Sasuke literally has not won ever in his life
You are so annoying holy shit
Orochimaru’s physical condition has nothing to do with his ritual:
Some of you post your own “versions” of manga that are made-up to laughable degrees. What do you gain from “showing up” Sasuke, anyway? It’s very funny and pathetic. He’s not real, so who are you trying to belittle? Oh, and Danzo and Deidara lost the battles, too. The seal that exploded on Danzo’s body was designed to activate at death. So that’s three wins right there. Man, middle-school manga-narratives are super hard to understand, like super hard!
sasuke really just woke up and chose violence, huh?
Sasuke: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Sasuke: Anyways, you said Sarada is enjoying finger painting! That’s great.
