#outlaws
jason: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
roy: no it’s my fault. i shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
Years ago, not too long after we married, my husband came home from work with a story about a crazy landowner he’d met (He is a forester, and helps landowners with forestry issues). He told me the story at length. This dude was Bonkers! Driving a tractor naked should NOT be a thing. Eventually I said, “Uh, Honey, was his name Mike?”
And it was
And I told him, “Ok, that’s my father’s first cousin on his mother’s side. Small towns are Very Small. Be careful who you tells stories about unless you know how everybody’s related. But, yeah, he’s Bonkers. And pretty much all your in-laws are outlaws.”
He spent YEARS telling that story, and ending with “And all my in-laws are outlaws!”
“The Plundering Marauders” Biker Gang
we need N O I S E
AntisocialFemaleProtagonists
1. Patty Bladdell from Insatiable(Discontinued)
2. Rebecca Bunch from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
3. Nurse Mildred Ratched from Ratched(S2 Release TBD)
4. Sheila from Santa Clarita Diet (Discontinued)
People be too busy all hyped up on Hannibal, Dexter, and Alastor—don’t get me wrong those two are amazing I saved the best for last, but we need more girls in the center like this: relatable, badass, sexy, both crazyorchill.
With bad guys always in the spotlight, the girls are always the pathetic damsels in distress that you know will get killed off the minute they are on screen, or they end up being the annoying petty bitch that you WISH would get killed off.
Like, yeah, I know we got films like Cruella,Maleficent 1 & 2, Birds of Prey, and whatnot, but I’m talking about more full on series that aren’t always discontinued the few times they are made.
GIMME MORE SEXY EMOTIONALLY ISOLATED FEMMEEVIL
Arsenal (Roy Harper) icons from Titans iss. #1-6 (Abnett, Booth, 2016)
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