“Don’t touch that please, it’s charging”- regarding crystals etc perched on numerous windowsills
“I made this spell jar for you” x100
Crystals being stored in their pockets/bra/bags
Them doodling sigils on your class work etc.
Annointing you and your things with various oils
Them muttering intentions all day long as they do mundane things
Candles, s o m a n y candles
“Do you wanna come with me to leave this offering for the fae?”
“I love you but we can’t go out tonight it’s a full moon and I need to recharge like everything”
The usual breakfast question of: “Can I have your eggshells?”
“What do you want for yoru birthday?” “Plants and/or crystals.”
Banging of pots and pans and burning of cleansing herbs as they shriek at a stubborn spirit
Way too many books on the craft
Something is always burning
“N o don’t blow it out! the disrespect. use this.”
You: *picks up penny you found*
Them: *smacks it out of your hand* “don’t accept gifts from the fae!”
Having to listen to constant praise and admiration of the moon
Art does not belong to me!!!
If you’re in the broom closet and/or can’t afford crystals, books, or other tools of the craft, your practice is still valid and you’re still a witch! ♥️♥️♥️
[Image Discription: A picture of one person holding another in a doorway, seeming to protect them from the person standing across from them. The person being held has a caption reading ‘trans women’ and the person holding them is captioned as ‘Aphrodite’. The person that Aphrodite is protecting the person against is labelled ‘terfs’.]
(Image Description: The meme template of the scroll of truth that reads: Box 1: Finally ive found it, the scroll of truth, Box 2: The scroll of truth is shown off, Box 3: On the scroll of truth it reads: Its okay to take a hiatus from worship because of your mental health, the Gods wont blame you, Box 4: show the adventurer who found the scroll throwing it far off into the distance, with the words ‘me, apparently determined to feel guilty”)
(Image Description: First line: Me: Hello, Im a Hellenic polytheist, Second line: Them: Haha, Zeus fucks. Underneath that it shows a picture of a fox looking equal parts tired, irritated and not surprised with the header ‘Me’ above it.)
