#peter x wade

Deadpool: I might not have “money” or “a high IQ” or “a likeable personality” or “a symmetrical face” or “a perfect smile” or “a significant other” or “a good vibe about me” or “normal eating tendencies” or “a good work ethic” or “any job prospects” or “a good relationship with my dad.”

Spiderman:…………but?

Deadpool: No that’s about it.

Deadpool: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked.

Spiderman: the second one was kind of unexpected………

Deadpool: but no one is disagreeing

Venom: ‘they’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body.

Deadpool: They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.

Spiderman: that’s terrifying.

Spiderman: any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating

Deadpool: Or if they have a knife for a tongue.

Spiderman: yeah. Or if they had a knife for a tongue.

Deadpool: what’s the word for when hands are bisexual?

Daredevil:………

Spiderman: do you mean ambidextrous?????

Deadpool: you know that according to Schrodinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive.

Everyone at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*

Spiderman: *leans in closer and whispers* Schrodinger would have hated that interpretation of his work, and I’m here for it.

Deadpool: *whispers back* he might be rolling over in his grave. Or not.

cottoncandyofterror:

So I fell a little bit down a spideypool hole. I like them.

Inspiration came from this stunning pieceandthis one.

Since I’m back in this damn spideypool hole I felt the deep urge to clean up this little comic. :3