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Audio transcript:
First person- What is the most pettiest things you’ve taken from your ex after yall breakup? I’ll go first- [Cut off]
Second person:
[Calmly, with car/road noises in background]
Many years ago, just a few days before Christmas, my ex informed me that he was no longer happy- he was seeing someone else, and um, he just wanted to move on with his life.
And he suggested that I move out after the holidays, because, you know, it was his house. And I understood that.
I left that same day. I called my sister, she brought a uhaul, and we got my stuff out of there.
And when I say my stuff, I meant my stuff. I took everything. That- he had nothing when I got there, and I left him with nothing.
And to top it off, I took the damn Christmas tree. Yes I did.
Tied it to the top of my car, ornaments and all. I was riding down the highway, ornaments falling off. I felt like the grinch.
[Pensive pause]
It was exhilarating.
Ho ho ho, you mother- I can’t say that.
[Transcript ends]
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My favourite thing about (most) Germanic languages:
Norwegian: due (pigeon), drue (grape)
Danish: due (pigeon), drue (grape)
Swedish: duva (pigeon), druva (grape)
Dutch: duif (pigeon), druif (grape)
Afrikaans: duif (pigeon), druif (grape)
Frisian: duif (pigeon), druif (grape)
German: Taube (pigeon), Traube (grape)
A few notable outliers: English, Scots, Icelandic