#president
I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
-sirius black
sirius for president.
I feel like everyone on this app who’s of legal voting age should start a campaign for Sirius Black as president, and just be like “he’s camera shy” when there are no pictures of him and actually get people to support him and then be like “you all just picked a fictional character over actual politicians. Fix yourselves”
The King of Camelot.
Kylie Jenner skin tight white long sleeve boobs leotard
i would buy officially licensed tumblr shoelaces staff really missed out on a golden opportunity with their new merch store
tumblr is a site that, by tradition, you do not discuss using in public, let alone plaster on your body. however the subtlety of shoelaces combined with the comedy of the Bit would make that specific item worth it
We’re exclusively selling them to the president. If you want them you’ll have to get them the hard way.
Sometimes I forget the tumblr staff are here and this was a stark reminder
Pretty sure we got Trump because a bunch of idiots picked him over a dozen other Republican politicians in the 2016 primary.