#random

Today on a zoom call

English teacher: have you seen Hamlet?

Me: I’ve seen the lion king

A worm egg. I thought I had unintentionally smashed it, and then I saw the blood flow. ❤️

(You can also see my pulse in the palm of my hand.)

Mandarine

Me as Rambo.

slutauthority:

unless their sexuality is otherwise stated, here is the criteria characters must meet to be bisexual:

1.) I like them

bloo

rosalía

wild side

tagged by @fool-beloved​

Rules: Shuffle the songs on your playlist randomly and quote your favourite lyrics from the first ten songs. I had a lot of japanese songs on my phone at the moment, and since it’s a bit much to translate them from scratch I’ve added other people’s translations (thank you for putting them out there!) They should be taken with a little grain of salt though!

1. Hood by Perfume Genius

Oh, I wish I grew up the second I first held you in my arms

Underneath this hood you kiss, I tick like a bomb

2. Chikyuu wa Jinbutsu Chinretsushitsu by Tokyo Philharmonic orchestra

光とて、影つくり

わたしをわたしと対にする

孤独の発生、その理由

わたしをわたしと対にする

Even light casts shadows, making a pair out of me and me.

Isolation outbreak, that’s the reason making a pair out of me and me.

(trans. byhttp://ohtori.nu/audiology/translations/Earth_As_a_Character_Gallery.htm)

3. Virtual Star Hasseigaku by Tokyo Philharmonic Orchestra

さらなる円環無限に果てなき

一つの有機的な機関

一つの永久運動装置

アー空動なり

そは、空動なり

The torus continues into eternity, endlessly

A single organic engine

A single perpetual motion device

Ah, it is empty motion

Yes, it is empty motion, motion

(trans. byhttps://ejtranslations.wordpress.com/2012/08/12/revolutionary-girl-utena-virtual-star-hasseigaku/)

4. Stargazer, Hatsune Miku

あの 日 かけ た 、 言葉 の 意味 ?

繋ぐ唄は宙（そら）に溶けて

声が届く時を待つ

The meaning of the words, you gave me that day?

The song that connects us melts in the sky

My voice will reach, and will wait for time

(trans. byhttp://www.animelyrics.com/doujin/vocaloid/stargazer.htm)

5. Saikou no Kataomori by Tainaka Sachi

More than vague words or simple promises,

What I desire is the warmth of your hand, and a time only for the two of us

(trans.http://www.animelyrics.com/jpop/tainakasachi/kataomoi.htm)

6.  Passion 〜opening version〜 by Utada Hikaru

前を向いてればまた会えますか

未来はどこへでも続いてるんだ

大きな看板の下で

時代の移ろいを見ていたいな

二度と会えぬ人に場所に

窓を開ける

If I face forward will I meet you again?

The future continues on and on

Underneath a large signboard

I want to watch as the times change

I open the window  to those people and places I can never go to

(trans.http://www.jpopasia.com/lyrics/5043/hikaru-utada/passion.html)

7. Dry and Dusty by Fever Ray

Never leave me Walk close beside me Your hand my hand Fits so easy

No tomorrow Let us stop here We did some great things Or didn’t we

Dry and dusty I am a capsule of energy You speak softly We are capsules of energy

8. Rinbu-revolution, cover by Minori Chihara

Take my revolution 生き て 行こ う

現実 は がむしゃら に 来る し

自分 の 居場所存在価値 を 見つけ たい

今日 まで の 自分 を 潔く脱ぎ捨てる裸 に なる 自由 を 舞う薔薇 の よう に

たとえ 2 人離ればなれ に なっ て も 私 は 世界 を 変える

Take my revolution, and let’s go on living,

As reality approaches frantically.

I want to find my place, the worth of my existence.

From this day, I will take myself and Bravely strip down to nothing at all Like a rose spinning free.

if the two of us are ever separated I will change the world.

(trans. byhttp://ohtori.nu/audiology/translations/Wheel_Dance-Revolution.txt)

9. Yesterdays by Tatsuhisa Suzuki

We’re brought together by countless feelings

And keeps on searching for our ways

Similarly, with our balance,

Tomorrow will change today

(trans. byhttps://hakanaiyume.wordpress.com/2012/11/11/suzuki-tatsuhisa-yesterdays/)

10. A secret of the moon by Hitomi

Take me into your world

When I wish upon the moon

Dreams come true l bless the day

You found me I’ll always stay with you

A secret of the moon

Not tagging anyone else, I’m too awkward for that.

Me: *stares into abyss*

Me: hello abyss

Abyss: *stares back*

Abyss: did you need something? I swear I told my secretary to start screening these weirdos

thefoxconfessor:

thefoxconfessor:

the characters of seinfeld could kill the characters of friends with their bare hands

i think we should give elaine a crowbar and lock her in a room with ross just to see what happens

boosyboo9206:

genderfluidintake:

judgejudyofficial:

teaboot:

hypallepse:

neeetsocks:

no language should be mocked other than french

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

nerviovago:

mossycoat:

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i’m on vacation

Me the ENFP: ok brain be normal

Brain: ok

Brain: “The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”

Being an anxious ENFP sucks because you’ve already planned out the possibilities, outcomes, and have everything prepared for something that might not happen, and you stay up at night wondering if you’ll die in your sleep from a plane crashing into your house at night.

rpmemesandmusings:

random rp sentence starters

• “ What are you doing here? “
  
• “ I didn’t know you cared. “
  
• “ Who are you? You look kind of familiar. “
  
• “ I’m not just gonna sit by and watch while you’re getting hurt! “
  
• “ I thought you cared. “
  
• “ What happened to us? “
  
• “ Hey, watch out! “
  
• “ You’re not supposed to be in here. “
  
• “ I care about you, you know! “
  
• “ You’re lying to me. “
  
• “ I was lying, okay?! “ 
  
• “ I didn’t mean to push you away. “
  
• “ You know this is a terrible idea, right? “ 
  
• “ Don’t lose hope. “ 
  
• “ What the hell are you doing? “
  
• “ I can’t do this anymore. “
  
• “ You can’t give up, not now! “
  
• “ I should really practice more often. “ 
  
• “ Am I supposed to know who you are? “
  
• “ Get out of my house! “
  
• “ I’m not in love. “ 
  
• “ You’re always welcome here, you know. “
  
• “ I really think we should turn around. “
  
• “ This is stupid, this is so stupid… “
  
• “ What was that sound? “
  
• “ Tell me you see that too. “
  
• “ Come on, get up! “
  
• “ Wake up, please! “
  
• “ I can’t lose you too. “ 
  
• “ I’m not sure how I’m supposed to react to this. “
  
• “ I just want to keep you safe. “
  
• “ You don’t think I’m annoying, do you? “
  
• “ I don’t want to be a burden. “ 
  

shyghosties:

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I miss 2013 tumblr :(

cover art for https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/kvPBMGsBTSp1ZB2R7

I like to think about different dimensions