#rpg idea
probablyspeculativebiorpgideas:
College of Arcana
College of Seduction
College of Unrealistically Large Instruments
College of Picking Up Little Rocks, Not For Any Reason, I Just Think They’re Neat
Community CollegeCollege of Advertising.
College of give me all your money
College of PepsiWell I sure know which one I’ll pick.
College of gay
Actually that’s all of themCollege of BIDOOF.
College of Darwinism
College of Gender Studies
College of Clock Tower
Have your nobleman take a part time job at a Café.
As DM, have the BBEG come in and demand non-menu items.
Ask your familiar, since they’re a guy, which of the CD titles seem like a camouflage
When it’s summer in your session, change your class. You’re a Mage? Congrats - you use a lance now! Swordswoman? How about Ranger!
When it’s summer in your session, IT’S RACE TIME.
The players all work for a secret government agency, dedicated to making sure that every dog on earth knows that it’s a good boy.
Does this include hellhounds?
Chaldea is secretly a front for Fou-Related Petting.
I am introducing my younger brother to dnd. Please send me or reblog this post with good encounters for a group of 4 level one characters in dnd 5e.
1 goblin boss, 3 normal Goblins
9 magic-wielding hands coming out of the ground, in waves of 3, and the last one is bigger and stronger.
Your players are part of Alayashiki, the collective unconsciousness, and are summoned into various points to history to stop the BBEG
“You’re about to start a diplomatic crisis.” - the bloodrager
“I’m about to start a holy war. Subtle difference.” - the witch
Did somebody say Holy War?
It’s “Glitter Hearts” but the battles are all inspired by this: (epilepsy warning)
DM- Player, have you ever hear the song “Two Knights and Maidens” by Crash Test Dummies?
Player- No?
DM- Great, so the lady offers you a drink.
Imagine not playing the “Muppetborn” homebrew race in 5e and going “YAAAAYYYY!” Or “COOOKIIEEESSS!” every two minutes.
In “Glitterhearts,” keep your party on their toes by having Sailor Moon-esque plotlines with Madoka Magica level stakes.
The party must travel to a long lost kingdom to recover 7 magical artifacts in the hopes they will be able to defeat a powerful soceress. She has returned from 1000 years imprisonment on the moon to overthrow her near omnipotent monarch sister who trapped her there in the first place.
It’s “The Wizard of Zo,” except…. actually it’s just the “Wizard of Zo.”
In a pinch, the party but with evil beards and moustaches is always effective.
It’s “Marvel Superheroes the RPG” but refuse to acknowledge anything that is t part of the MCU.
The Devil Wears Prada- The party is endebted and must work for a wealthy Teifling.
With the addition of Leonids and Warfordged as a playable races, we are now one sentient scarecrow race away from a perfect Wizard of Oz campaign.
It’s SLA industries but you are actually all different kinds of cells working inside a human body to protect it from infection.
*Plot-* A merchant has convinced the PCs to sign a magical contract that takes away a single day of all their childhoods in exchange for something that they have always desired. The merchant is a minion that served the BBEG from the last campaign who erases the birthdays of the heroes so they were never born in order for the BBEG to live. The players have to navigate a world where the BBEG succeeded in their goals and find a single minion in an army to destroy the contract before the time is up or they disappear forever.
Your “Little Fears” monster is.
*Spins “Wheel if Ghibli”*
Catbus
The PCs are tasked to rescue a princess who’s life force has been drained by an evil sorceress and the only way to defeat her is to travel to her time period of 2075 to defeat her. Add some no stakes death mechanics, furries, and a secretary named Moony Moon and by Jove you’ve got a reference that not a lot of people will get.
Start your PCs off as commoners and then a friendly wizard transforms them into fish because of global warming or something and that’s the adventure.
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
my counter:
piccolo trombone
I’m both glad and sad that string players are only limited to violin, viola, cello, and bass. Can you imagine a contrabass? Or a piccolo violin????
String players are not limited to just those.
I present, THE OCTOBASS
It’s so big that it needs keys to hit the strings.
And in the reverse direction there exists the Pochette. Translated from French, it means pocket, as it was a pocket sized violin like instrument.
This is amazing
someone post the archlute
This one?
Who ordered the Patently Absurd Bard DLC?
Fighter- You have my sword.
Ranger- And my bow.
Barbarian- and my Axe.
Bard- and my OCTOBASS!
Velocilpastor - Dino-Druid Cleric Multiclass
Imagine how messed up your party is going to be when they hit Strad with a Sunlight Spell and he just starts sparkling like diamonds.