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I’ve contemplated for a good 2 weeks or so on whether or not I should share my revelation that is both eye-opening and tear-inducing. This post potentially has the power to single-handedly destroy the population if I’m not careful.
Kusuo’s appearance is not limited to that of a male, as he can also transform into anything (but it takes 2 hours to transform.) While in his female form, Kusuo goes under the name Kuriko(formerly Kusuko). wikifandom.
Also comedy anime: Rich boy character invites his friends on a cruise ship and when they get stranded on an island he blames himself for what happened, so he starts isolating himself and not eating, all while acting as infuriatingly stuck up as possible to make sure no one feels bad for him because he doesn’t think he deserves any sympathy
So life has decided to chomp me in the soul…Due to medical hiccups, drastic life changes, and other various bills, I’m now juggling financial stress like a madwoman, trying to get everything back in order again.
So as a result: I’ve decided to open up fic commissions!
I’ve got three slots currently open, with rates of one cent per word (minimum 500 words, maximum 10k). Slots will be filled on a first-come, first-served basis, and finished pieces can be either published or private—your choice!
I’m most comfortable—and most experienced—writing content for My Hero Academia. However, I’m certainly not limited to just BNHA! I’m also comfortable writing for these fandoms:
Gravity Falls
Mob Psycho 100
The Disastrous Life of Saiki K
Barry (HBO)
Devilman Crybaby
Over the Garden Wall
Hades
Bojack Horseman
LAIKA films (Coraline, Kubo and the Two Strings, Paranorman, etc.)
Most Don Hertzfeldt films (both short film and feature)
Most Dreamworks films (Open to discussion!)
Most Disney or Pixar films ’89 to present (Also open to discussion!)
If there are any other fandoms you’re interested in, feel free to pitch ‘em to me! I won’t write for anything I’m not familiar with, but you may have caught a fandom I missed, so no harm in asking.
Stuff I willwrite:
Gen fic
Ship fic
OC content (including OC x Canon!)
Reader/Self-insert content (including Reader x Canon!)
Both canon-compliant and AU fics
Smut (Must be 18+ to request NSFW content!)
Stuff I won’twrite:
Omegaverse or A/B/O
Explicit content involving animals or furries
Crossovers (Negotiable! But I’ll most likely turn these down)
Piss or scat of a sexual nature
Stuffing or emeto content
I am open to most ships, including rarepairs, but I reserve the right to decline any ship or subject matter I’m not comfortable with. You absolutely won’t bother me by checking, though!
If you’re interested, email your request to [email protected]. If your request is accepted, I’ll secure you a slot, and we can discuss payment and further story details from there! You can also contact this email for any general inquiries.
The Most Dateable Dudes in Saiki K:Survey Results!
With 119 votes from viewers like you, we can finally crown the most dateable dude of the Saiki K main cast…
Congratulations to Kuboyasu Aren for being the most dateable, and to Nendo for being a close second!
Fun fact: Nendo was actually ahead for most of the voting time!
Of course, we can’t leave out the rest of the Saiki K dudes, so here’s the lineup:
More statistics and voter comments under the cut! Thanks everyone for playing, and to everyone with the laugh-out-loud quotes: stop being funnier than me wtf.
From the main cast…
Saiki Kusuo (16)
he’s just like me fr. we wouldn’t date we’d just be in a qpr.
He cares
Give coffee jelly and best boifriend
im aroace and so is he so we can just not date eachother
He’ll settle for the most average bitch: me.
I’m personally too old to date these high schoolers but Saiki is genuinely the most fun to hang out with, plus he’s such a giving and caring person that he’d be a great partner to someone he could trust and that could make him feel human again. It’s not saikis fault he exudes capybara vibes.
He’s respectful and I like how he doesn’t really have expectations for anyone. I would like to play a video game with him at some point in time or just read books in the same room without talking.
Because i love him (though aren is a close second)
He is really considering and caring even if he hides it. He can revive time for any objects and thats a huge help with cleaning and healthcare. And he never judge his friends so thats a huge anxiety relif. And he is ace
I love Saiki!!! Yeah!! Love that guy!!!
Will have no huge problems as his friend and in his proximity, will be in proximity often. focused on me and my problems while trying to escape from dating. Every day a new adventure
Saiki Kusuo (without powers) (2)
without his powers kusuo is just a little guy. so horribly out of touch in a way that isn’t obvious but EXTREMELY funny + less psychic fuckery means i don’t have to worry about the negatives, and it’s not like i was going to expect anything like that from any other partner. plus we’re both aspec. it will be a lavender marriage, except neither of us have a secret gay relationship on the side
Nendo Riki (24)
im aroace and he is too and i want to hang out
Himbo. Enough said.
Listen, I’m a kaido stan but the answer is literally nendo. He can cook. He’s good w/ animals & kids. His face would scare away creepy guys. His brain is so empty it makes more room for ~love for friends~. All he had to do was get a haircut and the entire class found him irresistible. When love expert Imu told saiki her vision of the perfect man he literally pictured nendo before she mentioned a perm. Wake up people.
NO EXPLANATION NEEDEAD HE’S LITERALLY THE BEST. you just gotta keep it a secret from him ‘cause he thinks dating is only for the bad stuff. or explain to him that it’s not just for the bad stuff
The lesser of 10 evils
Best Boy ever
The propaganda posted yesterday was very convincing. Also he’s genuine and kind
good cook, loyal, friendly, has personality, himbo
he would treat me well i think
hes the only one with the emotional maturity. Saikis too angsty. Kaidous wayyy to angsty. Hairo maybe, but hes never gonna have a good work life balance, he’ll put his training over you being his partner. idk whod ever pick toritsuka. kuboyasu was literally in a gang, im gonna give him a bit to learn how to be a functioning member of society. saiko is a bitch. satous boring as fuck, i love him but not as a date. akechi has never learnt how to talk normally in his life, love him but that doesnt make him dateable
Nendo
Kind himbo
Big heart himbo who can cook
He’s just gorgeous and manly, he’s peak male performance
i was told to put him
is it not obvious?
nendo beloved, no thoughts
I need a weird guy in my life. I need a guy who will lick door handles with me.
tbh honest the most normal. He’s only undatable bc he’s gross but idk. kuboyasus a close second maybe
Can cook, loves animals, is athletic. The whole package except for his haircut.
he is kind :)
Kaido Shun (10)
He’s super sweet, shy, throws himself in to protect people, and he’s a chuuni dork and I think that’s a feature not a bug Also his studious nerdy side is cute. I will stand by this.
I might be choosing kaidou bc I’m a lesbian and he’s the most femm guy ngl
He’s absolutely adorable and I feel like he would be reliable.
He be cute
idk bro i just like pathetic dudes. i feel like he’d be fun to play video games with and bond over our terrible moms lol
Least likely to cause me physical or psychological damage over the course of our relationship. He’s so awkward with romance dates would probably just be LARPing Jet Black Wings, seriously doubt anything romantic would actually happen and y'know what I’m cool with that. I wanna rp as my edgy middle school OCs too cringe culture is dead
Hairo Kineshi (13)
We have similar levels of goblin- I’d say saiki but that is the most aroace guy I’ve ever seen. Love to be in a qpr with him tho
he’s so pathetic <3
i feel like this isn’t even a question like??? He’s the obvious right choice. He’d treat you right
he’s nice :)
hes not my fave BUT hes the most normal if you don’t count satou, and satou is a little TOO normal so itd be boring. also hes hot and popular and he would put a lot of effort into the relationship
Drinks respect women juice (unlike some), not stuck up nor unattractive
He’s break my heart w the most motivational speech ever +_+
He’s a good guy, he’d never lie, and would be his partner’s biggest cheerleader.
Hairo is the most likely and reasonable option to choose out of all the Saiki K men. We all know how Saiki reacts to others trying to date him. Nendo’s oblivious, and Kaido is very kind but hes not ready for romance. Toritsuka is…. Toritsuka. Saiko tries to buy people. Aren is too much of a try-hard. I can’t really imagine how Touma or Satou would be relationships. Hairo is the most respectful and compassionate man in Saiki K. He listens to people and speaks whats on his mind (even if its a little blunt). He can be much but thats ok
he’s the most normal and least worst
he is so supportive and even if hes rlly intense he would be such a good bf
he’s nice. & hot i guess (if you’re into that)
He is the most considerate and seems to be the most ready for a relationship, though the bar is very low.
Toritsuka Reita (3)
;) i love me a man who is Awful (im gay)
Kuboyasu Aren (31)
hes not too much of an idiot (unlike nendou, kaidou(im sorry lmao), saiko) + he respects women (unlike toritsuka) + i dont headcanon him as aroace (unlike akechi and saiki) + hes not boring (im sorry satou) (+ i dont deserve hairo tbh)
Side characters think Saiki is bland, Nendo is so ugly that nobody will give him a chance (:() , Kaido has his whole chuuni side to him which is annoying for most (:(), Hairo is Hairo, Toritsuka is Toritsuka, Saiko would probably be third place because of his money status but he is still insufferable to a lot of people, side characters know that Satou is bland (though that could be a good thing who knows, he is my 2nd place) and Akechi would just talk and talk and talk which most people would find annoying. Kuboyasu is pretty good at masking his delinquent side nowadays and has become just an average guy who isn’t bland. Some people also prefer bad boys, so there’s that I guess.
He could drive me around with his motorbike and could wrestle with me, that’s really all i need in life. If powerless Saiki could still ride a motorbike he’d be my second choice, because we actually have a lot in common. Or maybe that’s not a good thing…
who else tbh
he’s a badass
Can start shit and hide behind him.
Season two episode two where he gets a fake love letter he admits his loyalty to love and care about his spouse forever and is willing to just drop school to marry them. Also he’s really handsome and strong and good at art
Loyal. Will beat up anyone who decides to look at me in a bad way.
With how he reacted to one single (fake) love letter I don’t doubt the fact that he would take care of his s.o. very well
Seem like he would be fun to hang around without it being absolutely insane…i think…maybe…
LOOK AT THE DUDE!! mans was ready to marry and be loyal to a woman his whole life over a single love letter absolute husband material I tell ya plus, he’s trying to be good
He would be DEVOTED to his partner. He’s cute. Also bisexual.
Big and buff and kind
An all around good guy. Has proven he isn’t afraid of commitment and sacrifices for a life together, even dropping out. Is more than capable of protecting his partner, and also understands that his fighting lifestyle could put undue stress on his partner and their relationship and is willing to fully stop for them. He is respectful and has basic notions of what is and isn’t socially appropriate, more than can be said about other members of the cast. He isn’t desperate, or a pushover, a relationship with him is unlikely to be average to the point of boredom and he isn’t excessively embarrassing to be with in public.
He’d make a genuine effort to be a good bf and make you happy. also weirdly i think he’s the most normal one
Aren is a kind and loyal person, to his friends, his family and especially his lover. Aren doesn’t need to constantly rely on people to become a better person, we’ve already seen from when he first appeared that he showed great discipline and restraint when he was trying to move on from his old delinquent life. His lover doesn’t have to worry about about him 24/7, knowing that Aren can restraint himself and stay out trouble, he only ever really gets into fights with people that are awful. He always looks like he gives strong hugs and is very handsome.
He’s hot n would treat me right. Need me a man that can kick someone’s ass for me
hnnfg,,;,
Hes respectful but can also kick ass. He drinks his respect women juice everyday.
deeply dedicated to his potential partner + great at violence
H e’s a dedicated and passionate guy. He’s someone who’s actively trying to better himself, and personally I find that really admirable and kind of attractive dldhldhskd.
Remember that time when someone sent him a (prank) confession letter, he was so nervous and serious it was so funny and cute. Honestly all I could think about at the time was that I would love to date a guy who would take the relationship seriously, but still be nervous that I can tease him a lot lol.
The only con with Aren that I can think of is his background, realistically I dont think I want to date someone who has gang relations (not v sure. been a while since i read the manga, i dont remember if Aren was really in a legit gang or just a delinquent gang sorry. if he was in a legit gang, id be more scared).
Uhh other dateable characters I like are Nendou, Saiko Metori and Teruhashi Kokomi. Tbh Nendou’s would be THE BEST boyfriend. But the reason why he’s second place to me is bc he’s too tall for me. Seriously. I’m 5ft and a half. I dont see what you guys see in 6ft men. I am Not craning my neck to kiss or even Look at my man. So sorry T_T
I also really enjoyed seeing Saiko slowly redeeming and becoming nicer and caring towards the end of the series. Honestly so heartwarming. I like him. Would date him actually, despite the attidude. I’ve dealt wih worse lol.
As for Teruhashi, honestly she’s the one I can imagine what it’s like dating her best. I can go on for much longer here but I already think my response is too long T_T. Just uhh yk if theres a girls section I maybe would pick her lrbrkrbkdndm.
Because I might get along with him better than anyone else. We also have the same goal of spending our lives loving one person.
Saiko Metori (1)
no one else is gonna vote for him <3 actual answer: he’s cute he’s rich and i can fix him
Satou Hiroshi (11)
the rest are insane i think. i love them but if i were to date any of them there would always be something. second best option would either be kaido or kuboyasu i think
Least bad option, and dating him seems like a guarantee for a good relationship.
he’s just a normal, nice dude who won’t drag you into insane situations or get you arrested or whatever
Respects women.
Satou? Nice normal dude, Ideal nice quiet life with him and a nice simple romance that I want :)
not much will happen, you get together, go on average dates, meet family, live average lives, over all it’ll be ok, a break up will probably be just as average too
normal. just a guy
He is the most normal out of them LMAO (I love the others so so much but holy hell dating any of them would be atrocious askdjksjd)
Idk man he’s just a guy (not blorbo)
I’m gonna sound like Saiki but he’s average and we have common interests. Not a lot of drama but life’s not exactly dull around him either. He can care the conversations but he’ll also let you ramble on.
Bro is the only man thatd treat me right
Akechi Touma (7)
I need someone to ramble more than me… Also I need someone to deduce what happens next in some fanfictions that isn’t finished yet because I can’t wait and doesn’t have insane deduction skill. I mean Kuusuke can do it but Kuusuke might kill me so no. Also I need more Akechi ramble, I like those, got me interested in blood-type personality pseudo-science influence in japan, and since Akechi asked people to not harass him because of his blood type, it would mean that he is likely not type A (+and-). His purple eyes also implies that he has actually some supernatural skills, since traditional folktales associate this with eyes colored purple. It is also a deep dark purple. Interestingly, his pupils dilates whenever he goes into rambling mode. This is to be noted, people in sknpn dilates their people when they’re furiously crazy (see Kurumi). Crazy Akechi? I am all here for it. Also he would be useful if I want to blackmail someone, so I would of course try my best to be on his side. I am not the brightest person in the world, but I am not stupid either. Next would be Kaidou. Kaidou is a totally relatable dude, since I have the same weight and same height as him (159cm and 45kg). Kaidou has a normal caring mom, who is overbearing but very well care about him genuinely. He is the only mom who Kusuo has never say anything negative about (Midori being a “"capitalist pig”“, Kurumi being ”“an idiot”“). I would do anything to have his mom as my mom, though my mom is good enough, just a little bit more physical. Kaidou is also basically as weak as me (sadly), and would share a passion for hating sport. I am interested in drawing his fantasies and would happily be with him, since he is a sweet, pure, genuine person. I think I should end this here since there’re more comments and questions to answer below I suppose.
He can info dump on me as whitenoise to combat my tetanus. I could Info dump back on occasion. I think it would be fun. Plus he’s good with bugs.
I dont want to date him im an adult i just want to be friends with this dude thats all
I have problems
is datable meant to mean for everyone? cause this answer kinda hinges on the fact that me and him have two flavors of neurodivergence that i think would complement each other but thats just in my specific case. which is weird because im also aroace i just think wed get along?? i would give him a litol kissy on his head and then we’d go on wikipedia dates or something. i wish Akechi Touma was real because i absolutely would question my romantic/platonic attraction over him (something not a lot of people irl can claim ive done for them) But if this question means datable in the sense of like, ideal guy i would recommend to others? it would probably be Nendo. hes sweet and doesnt have as much baggage (for lack of a better word) as the others. He would treat you right and hes tall which i guess is a characteristic people are interested in, no judgement to them of course lol
Best of the Rest
Matsuzaki the Gym Teacher (24)
well matsuzaki is a nice guy and also i rewatched his introduction episode a few days ago so
another man who would treat you right
He’s hard working (seemingly runs PK academy himself), cares deeply about his students, stable career
trustworthy, athletic, honorable
I wouldn’t date him personally(see age), but he has good intentions
hes athletic with a stable job and idk i just get the vibe hed treat me right, y'know?
Im an introvert, he got my back
dilf. sorry the stubble and the lines under his eyes got to me.
He’s cool and I like him.
you know. miss saiki close second
would NOT date him personally as i am not interested in people with DILF energy but he seems like a very good partner. go king shit.
he’s neat
Respectful dude
himbo
dilf
He’s cool.
look i just have issues
dilf energy
dilf
Similar reasons to Hairo; he’s the most mature one and is very respectful, even if it does get lost in translation sometimes.
Id date Matsuzaki. Honestly dont know if we would be compatible but I really do like honest dudes. Remember that one time when some kids pranked him with a confession letter, and he really waited for someone to show up and rejected them kindly. Dude. I was like. Woah. That. That was genuinely so cool. That was genuinely so attractive. What the hell. I would love to date someone like that. I would also consider the mangaka, though honestly I feel like we are too similar it would almost be looking at a mirror (despite looking like complete opposites T_T). Hey maybe it would work out? But like. We could also be besties.
Kusuke Saiki (17)
Alright hes the worst and I want to study him
My taste in men is horrible
The insanity
He be psycho
Anime Kusuke, just to state. HES SO. AND FOR WHAT. thats it thats my truth
The mad scientist tm aesthetic
Brains?? rich?? idk man
He’d actually be awful to date he’s just insane and I like that in a man
get married. high risk high reward. i am a lesbian though and if he was a lesbian mad scientist he would be extremely hot. but as is I’m just all about planning my divorce outfit and attempting to dodge certain death
Korosensei from Assassination Classroom (17)
I was going to choose Kusuke, because I’ve slowly realized that he’s my blorbo, though he’s trash. He’s smart and I like passionate guys,,, if we could, redirect it a bit maybe. But then I saw Korosensei and all bets are off. Reaper form is hot, and as a teacher he’s just so caring, and again, the passion for me.
Alien boy that likes teaching, what is there not to love?
Everyone else I either didn’t know, didn’t remember enough about to know if they were safe, or knew to be DEFINITELY not safe. Don’t know much about Assassination Classroom, but my sister read the manga so I asked her if he was a decent person and she said yes. Asked if hanging out with him risked damage to my physical or mental health, she said as long as I was a good guy I’d be fine (and possibly benefit mental health?) so. He’s probably good.
Korosensei is literally the ideal guy
Process of elimination
I uh,, I um, well, ya know ?
with or without tentacles he’s still care for you and it wouldn’t be as overbearing as the other options. I was originally going to choose Kusuke but I don’t want to end up a lab rat
Shiragami Fudekichi (Mangaka of Silent Cyborg) (12)
I’ll be honest here: I should have voted for Mr. Matsuzaki, but Fudekichi is really, really good-looking. I can be very shallow.
he’s a mood
Could draw you.
Introverted artist thats says no to women objectification? Yes please. And he is a great artist and writer that even has a team of helpers and thats really impressive, u know?
hes pretty
he looks a little pathetic and i think its funny
Chono the Magician (7)
i want to roll him up into a ball and shoot hoops with him
i think itd be funny
Only one without any obvious terrible flaws preventing him, and he does seem to have both a stable job and a good amount of creativity and loyalty.
Nice dude! Has his life together!
He’s sane
Kuniharu Saiki (6)
im about to embark on the greatest "i can fix him” project of all time
Kuniharu is hard-working, even if he is quiet useless. He is very loyal, and to be fair he does manage to provide for his family in the end with his shameless shoe-licking. He seems like the type to be devoted also my hands are tired. He is weak and won’t be able to hurt a fly, and sweet person with questionable litterature skill. Nonetheless he is an admirable enough person, who enjoys the lovely domestic environment at his house rather than focusing on his career. Focusing on his career for money, etc would probably end at best as a normal divorce, in the workacoholic society that they live in. Thug-smile Shirigami is my scond choice. Young, successful and the best trait: he is so funny lmao. Just look at his passive aggressive doings towards Kuniharu. How could one not respect this man lmao.
There must be a reason why he bagged a baddie
he’d lick my boots
idk i just picked the person i knew it’s been a hot minute since i watched the ol saik
The sniper Saiki summoned (6)
he does a good job :)
snipers are hot
gun
Ike-san the Magician’s Assistant (4)
He just chillin ya know
Arguably the most fuckable on this list
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ seems nice
Iguchi Takumi (the new teacher from Reawakened) (4)
my standards for men are: is not a pathetic creature or a creep
He seems nice ig, even if he looks a lil creepy he’s got his heart in the right place.
Because Kuniharu is a taken man, and, though sweet, a tad pathetic. Iguchi Takumi is prejudged as a pervert every day by society and still he doesn’t let it get in the way of providing the best guidance he can to his students. He is fair, not a pushover, not over strict, gives second chances and forgives children easily for the mistakes children usually make. He’s patient, respectful, has never been condescending to the students, goes up and above in his dedication to his work. These are all qualities of a high quality man. He works in his true passion, and I bet he’d do his very best to maintain a healthy work/life balance if he finds someone to share his life with. His students would probably go first, but a man with such ironclad priorities is also respectable and admirable.
Rean Kuboyasu (3)
Dilf.
I like Matsuzaki and mr. Ike but rean seems to be in the healthiest marriage of the show. Him and his wife kicked ass together, taught their kid what they know, then all turned to the straight and narrow path as a family. A tattooed family man who can ride a motorcycle and saves kittens on the side of the road.
Aren gotta get it from somewhere
The Café Mami Manager (2)
He seems like a nice guy. The others are all a bit quirky for some people, especially Kuusuke, Makoto and Aren’s dad
Can deal with cockroaches. A little emotionally unstable but who isn’t. Plus perpetual sweets and coffee shop dates. I wouldn’t mind working with him in his business or being a girlboss taking care of the bills so he can maintain his business.
Kuniharu Mannequins (2 for the price of 1) (2)
They can’t backtalk
Other (2)
Kokomi Teruhashi – she’s pretty
Mr. Kaidou – Wooed Mrs Kaidou and also works a high end job.
saiki kusuo + letter K from the fanfic alphabet for anonymous
pairing:saiki kusuo x reader
theme:first kiss
warnings:adorable awkwardness
fandom:the disastrous life of saiki k
Saiki truly didn’t understand what the big deal was. For whatever reason his parents and those morons he reluctantly called friends were always asking him the same thing. “Have you and [Y/N] had your first kiss yet?”.
The answer at present was no but Saiki truly couldn’t comprehend why it was relevant. If he was being honest Saiki didn’t approach romance the same way other people did so maybe that was why he didn’t think too much about sharing his first kiss with you.
On those rare occasions when he did consider it he was pretty sure his reaction would be to shrug it off. It wasn’t that special of an experience after all. You were pretty much just swapping spit. Nothing more, nothing less.
At least that’s what Saiki assumed until your most recent outing. You had gone to the movies together to watch the theatrical remake of one of the video games he liked. Now Saiki was walking you home after what felt like a casual date.
“Thanks Saiki, I had fun” you grinned, earning a small nod from Saiki once you two were standing on your front doorstep.
There’s an awkward pause where you just stare at him. Saiki thought you would have walked inside by now and instead you were shifting from toe to toe as if debating if you should do something. Before he can ask what’s wrong he’s taken aback.
Without warning you randomly lean over and peck him on the lips. Saiki, who typically wears an indifferent expression, finds his eyes go wide at your boldness. “S-sorry, I’ve just been wanting to do that for a while” you bite your lips shyly.
“It’s fine,” Saiki replied bluntly. After granting him the kiss you’ve been staring at your feet shyly. With his reassurance you look up and you blink in surprise when you see that Saiki’s cheeks were as pink as his hair. Was he… blushing?
Saiki wasn’t sure why you had started smiling so bright out of nowhere. For whatever reason he didn’t know how hot his face was but he didn’t question you. “I’ll see you later, Saiki” you giggle happily before rushing into your house. Meanwhile Saiki is still left standing on your porch.
He’s not sure how long he had been standing there frozen but eventually Saiki raises his hand to brush his fingertips across his lips. Somehow he can still feel your kiss lingering there. Wow… he can’t believe he’s saying this but Saiki is starting to understand why people were making such a fuss about kisses.
