#sakura haruno

Player Versus Player - AngelOfDeath10 - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]

Written for SasoSaku month 2021 for the prompt day 2 “Teammates”.

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I know it’s been a minute. Been a slowish writing year for me.

Sometimes I get too tired of naruto (anime), it’s like “ did you want a powerful female character in the series?, I’ll give her the powers and the most fucking good story, but she’ll only last one chapter and the other chapters we’ll put her as an extra that needs to be saved by the main character”.

That’s what I get for having a secondary character as a favorite.

Oop I ship SasuSaku now. XD it’s kinda messed up but I tried my best lol.

there’s just something about Sasuke saying “my wife” when refering to Sakura that won me over

Back on my bullshit!

Imagine Kizashi judging the Uchihas on how they dad. Shachi and Haruka are floating and judging right along side him.

Kizashi: *side eyeing Fugaku who is comparing Sasuke’s achievements to Itachi again* He realizes he has two different sons right? Like they’re their own person. Sasuke is still a brilliant kid with a bright future career as a shinobi. So what if he isn’t advancing as fast as Itachi, as the old saying goes slow and steady wins the race.

Shachi: *lets out a tired huff* Sadly they get it from Indra.

Haruka: We’re hoping to have that stick mostly out of Sasuke’s ass by the time he realizes he’s in love with Sakura. At least then we can get him trained early on how to dad. Maybe we’ll break the cycle.

Sakura: *pretending not hear but she’s also lowkey judging and plotting on how to train Sasuke to be better for their future children.*

mostly-just-sasuke-blog:

daughter-of-sea-and-wisdom:

So there’s this post floating around that Sakura got put on team 7 to instill a rivalry between Sasuke and Natuto. So like fair everyone knew that Naruto liked Sakura and Sakura liked Sasuke.

But that makes Sasuke the wild card. Which could still potentially work to be honest. But if you want to install a rivalry via a girl you would ideally want BOTH boys to be interested in her and for Sakura to be the wild card even if she has a preference.

So did the Academy instructors know something before everyone else??? Do they do this often? Did they have a bet when they make these teams? Who was shipping sasusaku and who was shipping narusaku? How much money did these instructors win when naruhina got married and sasusaku came back from their travels with a baby? What happened to the pot if Sakura ended up rejecting both boys?

Was Kakashi allow to bet or did he have to ref since he was their genin sensei?

I have too many questions, mostly stupid, on this now and need answers damn it!

Apparently enough ninja couples in Konoha start off on the same genin team that the instructors nake certian groups based off potential matchmaking.

But Iruka explained that they put Naruto together with Sasuke because Naruto had the weakest scores and Sasuke had the highest, so they put them together because they were trying to balance the teams. And maybe I’m misremembering but I’m pretty sure it’s said that Sakura had the most average scores in the class. That or it’s implied based on what they said about Naruto and Sasuke.

So orginally yes explained to us it was to balance out the teams. They paired Sasuke and Naruto, the top and worst students togethet. Then they added Sakura who was highly intelligent and helped the boys better in areas that required brians while they helped her when it came to physical fighting.

The post I mentioned above, which was more me having fun with it, was from a filler episode in Shippuden. I believe episode 361. In it Sarutobi or Danzo, my mind’s hazy on who, maybe both, says that there were deeper reasons on why team 7 was chosen.

Sasuke and Naruto were given to Kakashi so Kakashi could train Sasuke with the sharingan and either of them could potentially supress the fox should something happen to the seal. As mentioned in the post above they put Sakura on team 7 because the third hokage knew of Naruto’s crush on her and hoped to inspire a rivalry between the boys.

It was just luck that they all happened to balance each other out.

I might start some shit but y'all can’t change my mind on this.

Out of all the fathers on team 7 Kizashi Haruno is the superior father!

I want an every one lives au just so Kizashi can train Minato and Fugaku how to dad properly. Plus I think it would be funny as hell to see the Hokage and the Uchiha clan leader bowing towards a retired shinobi/civilan for knowledge on how to dad.

I stand for Kizashi Haruno supremacy!

So there’s this post floating around that Sakura got put on team 7 to instill a rivalry between Sasuke and Natuto. So like fair everyone knew that Naruto liked Sakura and Sakura liked Sasuke.

But that makes Sasuke the wild card. Which could still potentially work to be honest. But if you want to install a rivalry via a girl you would ideally want BOTH boys to be interested in her and for Sakura to be the wild card even if she has a preference.

So did the Academy instructors know something before everyone else??? Do they do this often? Did they have a bet when they make these teams? Who was shipping sasusaku and who was shipping narusaku? How much money did these instructors win when naruhina got married and sasusaku came back from their travels with a baby? What happened to the pot if Sakura ended up rejecting both boys?

Was Kakashi allow to bet or did he have to ref since he was their genin sensei?

I have too many questions, mostly stupid, on this now and need answers damn it!

Apparently enough ninja couples in Konoha start off on the same genin team that the instructors nake certian groups based off potential matchmaking.