The Lost Boys (1987)

m0ldybre4d:

i chose to base my personality around one (1) vampire movie and i think that’s very sexy of me

fresh lost boys edit, straight out the oven!

Going to Walmart with The Lost Boys

I couldn’t not stop thinking about this so I had to write it HEHEHE.

• All I have to say is good luck because you are going to need it.
• A lot of it.
• Don’t be surprised if you get banned from Walmart.
• Honestly the whole time you felt like a Mother trying to control her roudy kids.
• Dwayne was the only one that was helpful
• It was time to do your monthly shopping and being clingy, the boys wanted to come with you and you agreed.
• First mistake
• When you all got there (by your car) you have Paul who wanted to ride in the buggy. Which you said no because of 2 reasons 1.you need the space for groceries ofc and 2. Paul was a heavy mf and there is no way your going to spend 2 + hours pushing him.
• Halfway through with your shopping you find out that Marko is missing and you freak out until you found him look at the fish tanks in the back

“Marko! Jesus you almost gave me a heart attack!”

“You think I’ll be able to buy one and take it back to the cave? ”

• When he meant buy he meant steal and you said absolutely not because there is no way he is able to take a fish back and is able to keep it alive on the way
• But hey it’s Marko were talking about so who fucking knows what he got up his colorful sleeves.
• Paul is that one person that goes to the kids isle and play with the toys. You will have to drag him away from the isle and don’t be surprised if you have to buy something like a stuff animal or something just so you can get him out of the isle.
• Basically bribery
• Him and Marko would definitely put random shit in the cart. Weather it is food, candy, etc if they like something they are going to put it in the cart.

“Paul. You do not need that much candy”

“Why not?”

“Babe.. your a vampire you don’t even need to eat human food for crying out loud.”

“But that doesn’t mean food isn’t good. ”

• The one time you relented and bought him a full bag of candy he downed it within a few hours and got a stomache, something you didn’t know vampires could get.
• Lesson Learned:Never buy Paul a full bag of candy.
• And David(the sneaky bastard) goes into other people’s carts and just takes the shit your looking for.
• Like if someone grabbed the last item of something don’t be surprised if you see it in your cart or an angry shopper approaching you claiming you stole something from their cart.
• You have to snatch his cigarettes because he kept trying to pull them out to smoke.

“David you can’t smoke in here!”

“Says who?”

“Says me. ”

• He did get a little pouty when you took his cigarettes and that made you almost feel bad. Keyword: Almost.
• But it was cute seeing him all pouty you just had to give him a kiss on his pouty lips.
• And Dwayne.
• Sweet Sweet Dwayne.
• He is just as chaotic as the other boys but if you genuinely need help he’ll stop for a little while to help you. It’s not like the other boys won’t help you think of it as the first one to respond when you need it.
• If your short and something is out of reach, he either gets it for you or gets it even more out of your reach, it’s one of those two.
• If Laddie tags along you have to buy him something. It’s either because you became a mother figure to the little boy or he uses those puppy dog eyes on you so you couldn’t say no.
• It warmed Dwayne’s unbeating heart to see you buy stuff for Laddie even if he wasn’t there.

“You reckon this is Laddie’s size?”

• All the boys just feel for you even more after you first bought something for Laddie.
• But the one thing they all do is help you but the grocery in your back trunk.
• And they obviously have a contest on who can carry the most bags.
• Its a miracle if yall didn’t get kicked on the first time you went to Walmart with them.
• Each time you say you are never going to Walmart with them again but everytime the employees see you, their is always 4 roudy men and a little boy following close behind you.

defin8lyhetero:

Has anyone done these yet?

This is so frickin cute, kudos to the creator because I am legit geeking out! Love these!