#samirah al abbas


Magnus: i don’t know what’s wrong with me, i can’t eat, can’t sleep. Maybe im coming down with something

Sam: oh i know what you’ve got.. the “L” word

Halfborn: yeaaa, leprosy

Samirah: thank the gods!

Magnus: The gods? The gods are the ones creating all the problems! I’m the one fixing them!

Percy: *screams from the distance*


MCGA Characters as things I’ve said

Magnus:I was bitten by the asthma wolf

Samirah:This is why your son doesn’t love you

Hearthstone: I’m giving out unsolicited death prophecies

Blitzen:Oh? So fuck gay rights then?

T.J:Your lucky I already gave *insert name here* my rabies

Mallory:Wanna be extra patriotic and hate on the English?

Halfborn:I’m home of phobic

Alex: Do you you want me to pee on the floor to prove it??


Refs for Magnus, Alex, and Samirah because I would pay someone to let me make a Magnus Chase cartoon *stares at Disney*

Frank: Ugh, my lips hurt.

Hazel:*kisses Frank’s chapped lips* There, I made it better!

Frank:*unable to form coherent sentences*

Will:*see’s how sweet Hazel and Frank are being* Nico, my lips hurt.

Nico:*steps on Will’s foot*

Will: Auch!

Nico: Well, now you’re not thinking about your hurting lips.

Samirah: Okay, we’re at the window, what do you want?

Magnus: A falafel.

: There’s no falafel on the menu.

: I want a falafel.

: Magnus, we’re at KFC.

: Quiero una falafel.

: The number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up.