#saving the day

When I get stressed at work, I take a moment for self care.

There’s a reason why I always keep a butt plug in my purse. When the world feels a bit chaotic, when the deadlines are somewhat impossible, and when the people are exhausting… slipping a plug into my butt centers me again.

So next time you see me lean back in my chair during a meeting, you’ll know I’m simply pushing the plug deeper into my ass.

The familiar feeling of fullness keeps me calm and stops me from telling you how insanely stupid your idea is.

We should all be thankful for my butt plug.