#simon blackquill
here’s some ace attorney quotes have fun
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Apollo: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
Trucy: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Phoenix: You can stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million.
Trucy: Good thinking.
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Phoenix, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Athena, pulling out an Uno card:+4
Trucy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Apollo, trembling: What are we playing
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Morgan:What are your goals?
Pearl:To pet all the dogs.
Morgan:No, medium training goals.
Pearl: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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*at the prosecutor’s office*
Nahyuta: Good morning.
Franziska: Good morning.
Simon: Good morning.
Edgeworth: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Klavier, barging in: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Edgeworth: I think Kay was right.
Gumshoe: I’m surprised she hasn’t marched in here to say ‘I told you so.’
Franziska: She wouldn’t do that.
Kay: You’re right. For once in your life, you’re 100% right. I would never say that.
Kay: *turns around, the shirt she’s wearing says 'Kay Told You So’ on the back*
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Edgeworth: How many kids do you have?
Phoenix: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Edgeworth during 1-4: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Phoenix, motioning to himself and Maya: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Mia: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Godot: Thank you
Mia I didn’t say that was a good thing
Godot: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny
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Pearl: Trucy, I’m sad.
Trucy: *holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Apollo: Klavier, I’m sad.
Klavier, nodding: Mood.
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Phoenix: *Gets down on one knee*
Dahlia: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Phoenix: *Falls over*
Dahlia: The poison is kicking in.
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Apollo: Please, I’m begging you, go to a doctor.
Trucy: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
I’d say this just about confirms the fact that he’s a furry lmao…
though, his fursona is between a cat and a panda, now. Maybe it’s a panda colored cat?
A peace offering for the unpeeled Simon gang
I cut his hair