#so here we are
tumblr should have the anti screenshot technology that netflix and hulu has. no flash photography this is a closed ecosystem and you’ll scare the locals. souvenirs are not allowed
what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood
Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard
Maple syrup vampire husband
Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.
The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe
This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!
I regret nothing
mob at the walk of fame
wishing you all a very merry first of the year!!
I’ve decided that the way to make myself feel better and get back into writing is to write a complete nonsense vampire/werewolf romance without caring about tropes or anything.
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a kotor novelization update, after several weeks! in which Shala wakes up and conversations are had
The head and the right hand of the Donquixote family
POLAR BEAR - Where is the farthest you’ve ever traveled?
SUN BEAR - Nakedest you’ve ever been in public?
PIZZLY - If you were a cocktail which one would you be?
SLOTH BEAR - What do you do to relax?
BLACK BEAR - What is the most influential moment of your childhood?
GRIZZLY - When was the angriest you’ve ever been and why?
CAVE BEAR - Tell me about a version of yourself that doesn’t exist anymore.
GIANT PANDA - If you could pick everything up and move somewhere else to live forever, where would it be and why?
Brainia+ Parallels [volume one]
just casually adding things to my queue for the first time since like February? March?
lmao canonical (implied) prostate exam
Celestial occurrence millennia ago
halliwells -> allisonargnts
Going back to my roots.
Also I literally just changed my url but………IDC
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Welcome to the playground
✨ adoption papers ✨
i give 100% credit to @gothteddies because i never even thought enough the idea of ‘adoption’ until i saw it on their blog
why does the Word Girl logo look like this
what are the implications