#sp red
[ ♪ WELL CROCODILE ROCKING IS SOMETHING SHOCKING ♪ ]
[ ♪ WHEN YOUR FEET JUST CAN’T KEEP STILL ♪ ]
[ ♪ I NEVER KNEW ME A BETTER TIME AND I GUESS I NEVER WILL ♪ ]
WENDY:Bebe.
[ ♪ OH LAWDY MAMA THOSE FRIDAY NIGHTS ♪ ]
[ ♪ WHEN SUZIE WORE HER DRESSES TIGHT ♪ ]
[ ♪ AND THE CROCODILE ROCKING WAS OUT OF SIGHT ♪ ]
WENDY:Bebe.
[ ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪]
BEBE:LA LA LA LA LA–
WENDY:BEBE.
BEBE:WHAT!
WENDY:Could you turn the music down?!
BEBE:Wendy,howam I supposed to get anywhere with out my Elton John?!
WENDY:I don’t know, but you blasting music while frantically driving on the mountain side is kind of scaring me–
WENDY:Red,what are you doing???
RED:Taking a picture.
WENDY:Why?
RED:To send to Kevin.
WENDY:Why???
RED:Telling him where we at.
WENDY:Why???????
RED:Cause?
RED: Do I need a reason?
WENDY:For as serious as this is, you guys really aren’t taking this serious.
WENDY:At all!
RED:Uh, Iam taking it seriously?
RED: I’m letting people know where we’re at in case we like.
RED:Die or something.
NICHOLE:We’re not going to die…
BEBE:Yeah– we
BEBE:We don’t even know if this is realor not.
BEBE:This could be just. One huge prank or something?
BEBE: Ugh, I swear if this is a joke–
NICHOLE:Tokenwouldn’tlie about this sort of thing, Bebe…!
WENDY:Yeah, if I trust anybody out of the guys, it’d be Token first.
BEBE:This is all just so…!!!!
BEBE:Ugh, I needmy Crocodile Rock!
WENDY:No, you don’t!
BEBE:Yes I do!
BEBE: I’m too stressed out to drive in silence!
RED:idk you guys are making enough noise as is.
NICHOLE:Can we at least stop yelling in the car?
NICHOLE:Maybe that’ll help you calm down.
BEBE:I–
BEBE:[sigh]
BEBE:I’m sorry.
BEBE:I’m just worried.
WENDY: We all are, Bebe.
NICHOLE: Yeah, I’d–
NICHOLE:Hey, who…
NICHOLE: Is there somebody up ahead?
WENDY:What?
WENDY: This far out, this late at night?
BEBE:Oh god, do I just keep driving past them?
NICHOLE:It makes no sense for them to be so far out, there’s literally nothing out here for miles.
RED: Wait, is that…
RED:I mean it looks like him, but…
WENDY:Oh,great.
WENDY: Bebe, I think we know that person.
BEBE:We do???
WENDY:Yes, stop the car.
BEBE:Um, okay…
NICHOLE:I don’t think I trust this…
RED:Ugh,trust me, it’ll be fine.
RED:
WENDY:
RED:Hey.
RED:What’chya doing out here.
RED:Bud.
WENDY:Yeah, isn’t it one in the morning, on a cliff side, ten miles out from town???
WENDY: Where nobody should be walking, realistically?
???:Oh, hey Red, hey Wendy!
???:I was just on my way to meet up with Stan!
???: It seems he might have played a little hooky today, and didn’t bother to pick up his homework after school.
???: So I thought I’d be nice and bring it to him!
???:Buuut, he wasn’t at his home back in South Park, so I figured he must be at his family’s farm house instead!
WENDY:Wow!
WENDY: How thoughtful of you!
WENDY:Couldn’t take your car, or call an uber, or something?
WENDY:Not even bike?
WENDY:Just choosing towalk,huh?
???:Huh… now that I think about it, it would have been a nice bike up this way!
???:Haha, aw darn.
???:Maybe next time!
WENDY:Well!!!
WENDY:Coincidentally, we are also heading towards Stan’s farm!
WENDY:We’re meeting him and all his friends there!
WENDY: Would you want a lift?
WENDY: So you aren’t walking out in the middle of the mountains?
WENDY:???
BEBE:Wait, Wendy, what?
BEBE:You’re just going to let him in with us?
???:Well gee, that’d be real nice of you guys, actually!
???:My feet are pretty sore, it’s a heavy climb going up all these hills.
WENDY: Mmhmm, I bet.
WENDY: Get in the car.
BEBE:Wendy, you’re acting megaweird.
BEBE: Why are you just letting him in?
BEBE:I don’t even know him that well???
WENDY: Bebe, it’s okay!
WENDY:He’s a friend of Red and I’s.
WENDY:Nichole, you know him too!
WENDY:We hang out pretty often, don’t we?
NICHOLE: I mean… I guess…
NICHOLE: I have like, one class with him and sometimes he helps with studying in the library, but–
WENDY: Great, so we can all agree then!
WENDY: Our friend Gary can hop in the back with us.
BEBE:…
GARY:Wow, it really means a lot for you guys to offer!
GARY:It’s pretty windy out here, I was worrying about losing a sheet or two.
GARY: But now I won’t have to!
WENDY:Yep!
WENDY:Just scoot on in!!!!
WENDY:Into the normal safety of a car, which is what you really should be using to travel, say, thirty miles across the mountains!!!!!!!!!
WENDY:Red, actually, why don’t we let our friend Gary sit next to me in the middle!
RED:Ugh,seriously?
RED:Whatever…
GARY: You guys look like you’re in a rush.
GARY:Are those pajamas you’re all wearing?
GARY:Gosh, you guys must be so cold way up here!
RED:Yeah.
RED:Pretty cold.
WENDY: Oh it doesn’t bother us that much!
WENDY:We’ll turn the heat on once we’re all buckled up.
BEBE: I mean…
BEBE: It’ll probably warm up pretty fast with everybody so packed in back there…
WENDY:That’s fine too!
WENDY:We should just!!!
WENDY:Hurry up and get a move on!
WENDY: Don’t want to leave Token waiting!
GARY:Or Stan!
WENDY:Yep,or Stan!
BEBE:Um…
BEBE:Okay, are you guys all… good back there, or whatever?
RED:I guess.
WENDY:Sure.
GARY:Absolutely!
GARY:Thank you so much!
BEBE:Wasn’t really my decision, but… you’re welcome?
BEBE:Ugh, let’s justgo.
NICHOLE: Yeah, I need to see Token…
WENDY:Yeah, me too…
CRAIG: All my friends arehere.
CRAIG:All of my friends are stuck up inside this stupid barn because some fuckingweirdotold us to.
TOKEN:What are you going on about over there, Craig?
CRAIG: These people keep saying to call someone outside to come and help us, but literally all of us are trapped in here.
CRAIG: And frankly, I don’t think calling anybody like mysister will do much good either, so that’s pretty much all my options right now.
CRAIG: Not that I’m in the mood to talk to anybody anyways–
TOKEN: It’s cool dude, it’s cool. Don’t sweat it.
TOKEN: I mean…
TOKEN: I guess we could try calling someone like Wendy…
TOKEN: She tends to be pretty smart and she’d probably take this seriously if I said I wasn’t joking…
TOKEN:Or…
TOKEN:Oh!
CRAIG:What.
TOKEN:I could call Nichole!
TOKEN: I’m pretty sure she said she was hanging out with Wendy and Bebe and stuff tonight.
CRAIG: Yeah sure dude, a bunch of chicks can help this situation, I’m sure.
TOKEN: I’m gonna ignore that comment because I’m sure you’re just grumpy right now.
CRAIG:You’re damn right I am, I’m stuck up in a fucking cold, duck-shit filled barn with Stan and his friends.
TOKEN:[sigh]
NICHOLE:Oh my gosh, guys, after we’re done do you wanna watch a movie or something?
WENDY: Sure, I’d be down!
WENDY: We only have a couple of keypoints left on the syllabus to go through before we’re done–
WENDY:Oh!
WENDY: Who’s calling you so late in the night, Nichole?
NICHOLE:Umm…
NICHOLE:Oh! It’s Token.
NICHOLE: Can I answer, or are we too busy?
BEBE:Ohhhhh my god, Nichole, we’re never too busy for Token.
BEBE:Everything he says is super cute, put him on speaker!
RED:Tell him I said hey.
RED: But like in a cool way.
WENDY:Just try to make it quick, we have school in the morning and we need to get this done before the test!
NICHOLE:Okay!
NICHOLE: Token? You’re up kind of late, is everything okay?
TOKEN:Oh my god, Nichole, you have no idea how relieving it is to hear your voice–
BEBE:HIIIIiiiiii Tokennnnn~!
RED:Hey Token.
TOKEN: …Hi, Bebe… Hi Red…
WENDY: Is everything okay?
TOKEN:I’m fine, I’m fine–
TOKEN:Um, well.
TOKEN:I’malive, I guess.
NICHOLE: What do you mean by that?
TOKEN: Well, I mean…
TOKEN: Some pretty messed up stuff has been happening kind of all night.
TOKEN: I’m sort of surprised none of you guys heard anything that was going on outside, you guys were only a few blocks away from it…
TOKEN: And god, the sounds that were happening, and how he was following us,I–
TOKEN:Th-that doesn’t matter.
NICHOLE: Token, sweetie, you’re rambling.
BEBE:[snort] Yeah just get to the point! (He’s so adorable.)
NICHOLE:(Shut up stop calling my fiance adorable, Bebe!)
BEBE:(I can’t help it!)
TOKEN: I can hear you all whispering.
BEBE:Ooooops, the secret’s out, hahaha!
TOKEN:Okay, I’m–
TOKEN:I’m sorry I don’t have time for jokes right now–
TOKEN: I’m just trying to think about how to word this all… jeez…
NICHOLE:Take your time, it’s okay.
TOKEN:So…
TOKEN:Okay, so basically… we sorta. Ran into like.
TOKEN: We… hmm…
TOKEN:Okay first, at school when the power went out today, we went out to go and check what was going on with the speakers, right?
TOKEN:So we did that, and we ran into that one guy… who disappeared or died like, almost ten years ago. That one British kid, Pip?
TOKEN:But he wasn’t like, azombieor anything, I mean he was like. Alive and right there in front of us.
TOKEN:And he had horns and wings and a tail– like,for real, not fake ones or anything.
TOKEN:So we ran, with this one new kid who sat next to us at lunch–
TOKEN:Then it turns out that guy was a demon too, and then we ran into anotherdemon, and then another, and then another, and they all tried to dangle us off a bridge and made us sing and dance and they hypnotized Clyde with some weird demon power and we’re all stuck in Stan’s barn to try and hide away from all the crazy shit that’s been happening–
TOKEN:[sigh.]
TOKEN: There, hopefully that didn’t sound toodumb.
…
RED:…That sounds kindadumb.
BEBE:Haha, yeah, are you playing a trick on us or something?
NICHOLE: Tokennnn, you just said you didn’t have time for jokes, silly!
TOKEN:I don’t!
TOKEN:I’m not lying!
TOKEN: I’m super,superserious.
TOKEN:Youknowme, Nichole. I don’t make these kinds of jokes.
TOKEN:Jimmy–
TOKEN:Jimmydied, because of these guys.
TOKEN:He’sactually dead, and I’m sort of freaking out but trying to keep a level head for the group, but I– I…
BEBE:Wait,what???
NICHOLE:Token, seriously, don’t joke about your friends being dead…
TOKEN:Trust me, I’m telling the truth.
TOKEN:We don’t know what to do.
TOKEN:They totaled my car in the middle of the street, go look if you don’t believe me!
TOKEN:It’s flipped upside down in flames!
BEBE:Oh my god?????
WENDY:Wait, he’s being serious?
NICHOLE:You…
NICHOLE:You sure sound serious, babe…
NICHOLE:Are you–
TOKEN:Yes!
TOKEN: I’m super fucking serious!
TOKEN:Jimmy is dead, there’s people who died ages ago walking around South Park right now, and they’re after us.
TOKEN:All of us.
TOKEN: Craig, Clyde, Stan, Kenny, Kyle, Eric and I.
TOKEN:None of us know what to do.
TOKEN:I just thought maybe you guys like.
TOKEN: I don’t know.
TOKEN:You guys are capable, I’m not really sure what to do in this situation, I mean I’ve never had to deal with a friend dying before, especially not l-like this–
NICHOLE: Oh– oh no, you sound like you’re choking up–
NICHOLE:It’s okay, it’s okay–
BEBE:Oh my god, Jimmy’s seriously dead?
WENDY:This all can’t be real, can it?
RED: Wendy, this is…
WENDY:I know–
WENDY:I–
WENDY:Red. You and I need to get over there.
WENDY:Now.
BEBE: Wait, I wanna go too!
BEBE:Clyde’s there!
WENDY: You can’t go, this is way too dangerous!
BEBE:What do you mean?!
BEBE:What makes this more dangerous for any of the rest of us?!
RED:Just let them come along, Wendy!
RED: It’s their boyfriends!
WENDY: You know–
RED:We don’t know shit!
RED:None of us know shit, that’s why we’reallgoing.
BEBE: I can drive us there, we can hop in my bug!
BEBE:I’ll get there way faster than your grandma drivingwill!!!
WENDY:…
WENDY:Fine.
WENDY:Just hurry up and get some shoes and a jacket on.
NICHOLE:Token, honey, we’re coming right over.
NICHOLE:Stan’s farm, right?
TOKEN:Yeah…
NICHOLE:That’s about an hour out– we’ll be there as fast as we can.
TOKEN:Okay…
TOKEN: Be safe.
NICHOLE:I should be saying that to you.
