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Spamton: [[Merry Christmas from our family to yours!]]. I GOT THIS FOR YOU.
Swatch: Oh, why thank you, Spamton.
Swatch:Um…
Swatch: Spamton, is a framed picture of you.
Spamton: THAT’S [The Price is Right!]. ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU, BABY.
Spamton: I NEED YOU TO COME MEET ME, AND I NEED YOU TO COME [[ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT?]].
Kris: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
Jevil: PUPPET BOY, WANNA HELP ME COMMIT A FELONY?
Spamton: WHAT THE [%@&$]?!
Jevil: OH, SORRY, SORRY.
Jevil, whispering: Wanna me commit a felony?
Spamton, whispering: Sure Thing. What Do You Need?
hey i got over that guy real fast/j
Spamton, ordering coffee: COULD I HAVE A LIGHT ROAST?
Swatch: You’re quite ugly.
Spamton, admiring Swatch: THEY COULD SLAP ME ACROSS THE FACE AND I’D THANK THEM [[<3333]].
Banner, hearing this for the fifth day in a row: I’d thank them too.
Banner: I have the sharpest memory here——name one time I forgot something.
Spam: You left me and Display at a parking lot at 2 AM a day ago.
Banner: That was on purpose. Try again.
Jevil: WHAT IF MAYONNAISE CAME IN CANS?
Spamton: THAT WOULD SUCK SINCE YOU CAN’T MICROWAVE METAL.
Kris: Good morning to everyone except these two.
Spamton: *traps a huge spider under a cup*
Jevil: *appears with two more cups and places them down*
Spamton:NO—
Jevil: *shuffles them*
Spamton: OH, I THINK I CAN [[TAKE THIS SWEET DEAL]] YOU.
Swatch: In a fight, right?
Spamton:
Swatch: …In a FIGHT, right??
Jevil:BITCH.
Spamton:[[BLOCKED]].
Jevil: WAIT, NO, UNBLOCK ME. I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
Spamton:[Unblocked].
Jevil:BITCH.
