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okay i’m australian so i don’t celebrate halloween, but i’ll be damned if i don’t appreciate that bizarre holiday for the sole purpose of keeping christmas at bay.

because i just know that if halloween weren’t there to hold the line, i’d be out shopping in september or something and hear ‘all i want for christmas is you’ blasting across the mall, and just like that, a pack of wild karens would stampede to partake in the annual bloodbath that is christmas decoration shopping and many a retail worker would be lost to the rabid beasts prematurely.

so yeah. thanks halloween.

look to be honest after the past two years i thought nothing could surprise me

but even ididn’t have tsunami warning for the whole east coast of australia on my 2022 bingo card

camwyn:A temperature chart for my fellow Americans who can’t do the Celsius-Fahrenheit equation fromcamwyn:A temperature chart for my fellow Americans who can’t do the Celsius-Fahrenheit equation from

camwyn:

A temperature chart for my fellow Americans who can’t do the Celsius-Fahrenheit equation from memory and for people in the civilized countries who’re too busy making fun of Fahrenheit to do the conversions themselves.

@bernard-black-books replied to your photo post    

51C is not a common Aussie temp like you’d die wtf

You’re quite right, it’s not common at all. It’s just that I wanted to find a world record high temperature from somewhere other than the United States. I had grown up being taught that the other highest temperature was one recorded at ‘Aziziyah, Libya, but when I tried to verify that one I found that the World Meteorological Organization had decided that the record there was no longer considered a valid one. The next highest temperature considered valid was 50.7 degrees C, recorded in Oodnadatta, South Australia, in 1960. So that’s why 51 degrees C means you’re in Australia on this chart.


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xyteron:

couple auspol memes by yours truly xx

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tincanopus:

songs that are more australian national anthem than the actual australian national anthem

  • am i ever gonna see ur face again no way get fucked fuck off
  • round the twist theme song
  • hey. hey baby. ooh ah
  • one three double oh six triple five oh six
  • how to make gravy
  • waltzing matilda obviously
  • *rip off flute noises* travelling in a fried-out kombi
  • hey now hEEEYEyyy noOOW dont dream its over
  • the wiggles - fruit salad
  • that one bush dance song thats like click go the shears boys
  • untouched by the veronicas

suggestions welcome

May I add:

  • “I’d like a home among the gumtrees, with lots of plum trees, a or two and a kangaroo, varanda out the back, and an ol’ rocking chair”
  • I still call Australia home
  • And it’s not a song, but if you took Dorothea Mackellar’s ‘I love a sunburnt country’ and made it into a song, that’d be our national anthem right there

theauspolchronicles:

Shoutout to Stephen Bates Greens MP for winning Brisbane. He really did come out on top with these amazing Grindr ads.

a-promise-that-i-keep:

agressiveyodeling:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

Audio & visual:

Man holding beer: “Wanna beer?” *holds beer next to wall?*

Man, muffled: “Yeah!” *punches through wall, grabs beer, makes hole larger pulling beer through*

Important detail: both have incredibly broad Australian accents

#straya    

gilbirda:

thegreatermassofdeath:

andrearrrrr:

commercial for ‘Rexona’, Australian TV.

It sure do be like that sometimes

average day in Tumblr dot com

Thanks@eye-cri for the tag, this was kinda not as embarassing as I’d thought it would be?

Post your lock screen, home screen, last song listened to and last photo taken.

My darling husband and little girl, circa 2017 (yes he is much older than me)

My Eternal Leige, Lord Sesshomaru. Original art is the best modern Sesshomaru I have ever seen.

My daughter and I listen to Disney tunes, this is her favourite lullaby.

Bragging to a coworker about how good the view is working from home.

Uhm this is always the hard part I don’t know? @myravenspirit@screamibgdodo@onewhale4@iseleylaura and anyone else who wants?

gilbirda:

thegreatermassofdeath:

andrearrrrr:

commercial for ‘Rexona’, Australian TV.

It sure do be like that sometimes

average day in Tumblr dot com

laughconfetti:

fauxlivia:

im cleaning out my phone and found that i have saved this tiktok no less than Five separate times

serotinin administered

Straya

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