#susielle

Kris: Ooh, somebody has a crush.

Susie: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Noelle. I just think she’s cool. It’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her.

[Later that night]

Susie, very much awake:Uh-oh.

Noelle: What are you looking at?

Susie: *was in the middle of entering hers and Noelle’s names into an online love calculator*

Susie, panicking:SMUT—