#terrible puns
How the turntables - ValAndVanya
Starscream, water you doing? I mean, I know you’re under a lot of pressure right now, but you should really try to get over that sinking feeling.
You’ve heard of Drapple. Now get ready for:
Last night, me and my brother fought because I got no big chonkers like his and I’m sad to say I was the Julian between us.
Julian is flat but come on, we all know that he’s a great ass-et to the game.
Sprite and BG belongs to Nix Hydra.
gritty detective novel about a pre-transition detective call that a hard boiled egg
[Monk/Ranger is actively avoiding saying hello to the warlock, who is also the general of a foreign army.]
NPC: Monk/Ranger, do not be rude to our guests.
Monk/Ranger: But Dad said he’s a douche!
NPC: Don’t be mean to your douche.
Bard: After all, they really clean house.
Hey@nexttrickanvils, I was your Psychic Valentine! I hope your Valentine’s Day is a perfect 300! My mind was a bit split at first with lots of ideas to fall back on, but the idea of Raz and Lili rolling striked a chord in me! No foul lines kept me from working on it, and I really think I hit my pitch here! I have to say, this was on par with some of my favorite experiences! And not a second to spare-
GAH!
…Anyways, Happy V-Day, man.
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Person: Nobody loves you
Me: *with tears in my eyes* I never knew Odysseus cared
