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BRIDGERTON Season 2 + tumblr and (one) twitter posts


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roach-works:

space-stegosaurus:

I’m watching it from a safe distance but the online knitting community got their hands on a couple of tech bros who decided they should buy “knitting.com” for a ton of money and disrupt a marketplace they’ve done zero research on and are basically now just crowdsourcing advice from people who hate them, it’s like watching a bumbling overconfident predator wander into dangerous territory on a documentary

i’ve been sitting in my little safari van with binoculars watching the whole thing unfold in sheer delight, it’s been a hell of a show. they did market research by going to joanne’s fabrics. they spelled purling as pearling when they tried to pretend like they were one of the gang. they explicitly dismissed the existing online community of knitters as ‘grannies with blogs’.

they are not doing so well, is what i am saying.

cricketsqueak: elemeno-pee:mitochondriaandbunnies:Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” frcricketsqueak: elemeno-pee:mitochondriaandbunnies:Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” frcricketsqueak: elemeno-pee:mitochondriaandbunnies:Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” fr

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elemeno-pee:

mitochondriaandbunnies:

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

real life creepypasta


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bluejaysfeathers:

yvfu:

official-kircheis:

the four emotions you can get from a tumblr post are

thanks! I love it

thanks! I hate it

fuck you! I hate it

fuck you! I love it

thanks! I love it

There is also the secret fifth reaction “thanks! fuck you!”

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the-stove-is-on-fire:

Spidey Sense vs Ghost Invisibility

Danny is visiting NYC with his fam for a ghost convention or something (as one does) and decides to do some sightseeing. 


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sounwise:

Though Dick Lester obviously tried to organise it [filming for Help! on location at Cliveden] so that the Beatles could just arrive and do their stuff, there was still a huge amount of waiting around on set. To pass the time, the crew organised a relay race to be held on the huge lawn at Cliveden one lunch break. It began as five 60-yard dashes between the production staff, electricians and actors, but then the Beatles decided to join in. The crew thought there was no contest; the Beatles all smoked, they took no exercise and were wearing their ordinary street shoes. Mal Evans and their driver Alf Bicknell were recruited to make up the numbers. To everyone’s surprise, the Beatles’ team won, with Alf just scraping home in bare feet against one of the film crew professionally attired in spiked running shoes. Ringo’s speed was particularly commented upon. People had forgotten how adept the Beatles were at escaping from fans and how necessary that extra burst of speed was in potentially life-threatening situations. Lord and Lady Astor presented the winning team with a bottle of vintage champagne and formal photographs were taken.

[—fromPaul McCartney: Many Years From Now, Barry Miles]

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xuwenwu:

Here we are! Just press that button and it’s good-bye, Janet! I just want to assure you, I am not human and I cannot feel pain. However, I should warn you I am programmed with a fail-safe measure. As you approach the kill-switch, I will begin to beg for my life. It’s just there in case of an accidental shutdown, but it will seem very real.
888 CELEBRATION|TheGoodPlace (2016-2020) - requested by @bollyswood

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this motherfucker is ready to pay for my gacha addiction

this motherfucker is ready to pay for my gacha addiction


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I made a bingo sheet of my predictions for The Presence of Justice: https://bingobaker.com/view/4982444

djsckatzen: bisexual-legislature:OK I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS BUT on the plane back from torontodjsckatzen: bisexual-legislature:OK I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS BUT on the plane back from torontodjsckatzen: bisexual-legislature:OK I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS BUT on the plane back from toronto

djsckatzen:

bisexual-legislature:

OK I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS BUT on the plane back from toronto I was really nervous because turbulence was outta this world so to try to distract myself from how nervous I was I just opened up a note in my phone and typed out what I was feeling in emojis and just. can u tell where the turbulence was Really Bad and when the plane finally landed

this is honestly a fucking visual journey


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prince-of-creativity:

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casual–witchcraft:

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micaxiii:

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charlesoberonn:

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money!

*Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

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  • shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes
  • A black domino mask
  • A dark grey wool hat
  • a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets
  • a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”

I drew fanart

did I get it right?

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii

You do the crime, you get the crime.

The plan is working!

HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”

He is gay, and does crimes.

Crime Man strikes again

I like Crime man

And Crime Man likes you too

¿ what are his Powers?

Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.

By the way, Crime Man lives in Florida.

op i respect you but absolutely no part of this post required clarification that crime man lives in florida. that was already understood.

hisdarkmat3r1als:

here is lol

celticpyro:

frosty-butt:

drawing hands

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drawing the nose

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drawing the other eye

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drawing backgrounds

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drawing

rotting-apothecary:

i hope gerard way continues as normal tomorrow and this is never addressed and it’s just this one outlier day it would be the funniest thing they’ve done

woso11:

Laughing at Megan’s old photos

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