#tiny dog
myyyyyyyyyy lover(‘s dog)
Dance like no one is watching. Live your best life, even when others don’t agree (or maybe even point at you and laugh).
#tbt to bathtime antics. I feel like I look like Count Dracula, played by Gary Oldman, here from Bram Stoker’s Dracula movie, no?
When you try to make a cute winking face and it doesn’t quite work out…
I wonder what this week will bring? Will this awful NYC humidity break? Will My neighborhood crush finally notice me and ask me on a date? Will I get that book deal I’ve been hoping for? Should I dye my hair for fall to switch things up? Does Mueller really have something major on Trump? And why does that girl behind me look so pissed?
Who did it better? Me or the plants? I vote for poms in the planters at Kiki’s!
Bitch I see you. You’re a yoga teacher, (and my mom), so you know about the concept of “loving kindness”. Why don’t you be more kind to me, your tiny baby, and share some of that doughnut?
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It’s my birthday and this year, instead of a tiara, I am wearing a watermelon. When you’re 5, you’re old enough to set your own trends.
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Will winter ever end? Will I ever get a boyfriend? Will my dinner tonight be duck or steak? So many questions…
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Monday mood
What do you think? Did I get it right? Do I look like the emoji?
Sharing a coffee with @leslieglewis and staring out onto Canal Street, wondering what this week will bring.
The maitre’d asked me to please wait outside 30 mins ago. No one else seems to be waiting for a table out here though so I don’t understand why it’s taking so long. My only conclusion is that they forgot about me because I’m so tiny. Damn it, I’ve been craving some @dimestimes matcha pancakes since I woke up…
Cloudy cold Saturday’s are best spent in bed…
A tiny Pom surrounded by 100 tiny paintings, sadly not one of me.
#tbt to my first snow when I was just a young girl, still in my Pom uglies without my gorgeous thick fur coat, and annoyed at the cold wind blowing in my tiny face.
Trying so hard to touch my tongue to my nose.
When your friends try to set you up with a new guy on a group outing but he doesn’t seem into you, so you just stand there and feel awkward.
It’s officially “cuffing season” in NYC, aka time to find a boyfriend to snuggle with during the cold winter months. I thought I’d have my mid-day coffee where all the boys skate during lunch but no one is here. Maybe if I stare in the direction of @dimestimes I’ll catch someone’s eye and they’ll walk this way…
